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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

Ok, sudo -u snac2 snac block /opt/snac2/snac-data brain.worm.pink

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    ok unblocked, wasn't that funny

    CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      I'm just guessing

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        Yeah, I was thinking more of, normal transfers are practically always instant except on weekends, but if you want instant instant you pay.

        CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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          [?]rose » 🌐
          @rose@yourwalls.today

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          дякую за кавун

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            [?]pizza terrorist reloaded » 🌐
            @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

            @eris my little tradwife

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              This! So much this!

              CC: @eris@yourwalls.today

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                [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                @eris@yourwalls.today

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                Only if I'll get a piece of your apples

                CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  the "instant" part is probably what does it. I hope.

                  CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                    [?]φ » 🌐
                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                    deltarune fanart, showing berdly and kris in a closet. kris is blushing super hard. they are shown to be thinking "so this is 7 minutes in heaven..". there is a menu with two options: "make out" and "strangle him with a hanger". the second one is selected

                    Alt...deltarune fanart, showing berdly and kris in a closet. kris is blushing super hard. they are shown to be thinking "so this is 7 minutes in heaven..". there is a menu with two options: "make out" and "strangle him with a hanger". the second one is selected

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    they should fediblock you for this

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      a global organization

                      CC: @vriska@lizards.live

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Supposed to be good for your gut health
                        As they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away

                          [?]The Jelly Influencer Community » 🌐
                          @decay@gts.todayiwilllaunchmyinfantsonintoorbit.com

                          Tired: GNU Image Manipulation Program
                          Wired: Free And Gratis Graphics Operation Toolkit

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          the curse of having a fat ass :(

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                            [?]bl00d » 🌐
                            @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                            @raccoon to see shit clearly

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              fiore took nginx down to host minecraft

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                                [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 » 🌐
                                @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                @vivi @shibao on misskey dot bubbletea dot dev, you have to ask your admin for permission to boost comedic gold tier nsfw posts

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                                  [?]gleep glorp » 🌐
                                  @glorp@brain.worm.pink

                                  aint no one got bands like glorp

                                  glorp doing a money spread

                                  Alt...glorp doing a money spread

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                                  moved, again boosted
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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  cum piss

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    https://www.gnu.org/software/tar/manual/html_node/gzip.html They're all supported, only one being recommended against is compress. Try again

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      why not tar ekszed?

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                                        [?]Agha of the House of Felicity » 💔 🌐
                                        @anna@popbob.wtf

                                        🎶 are you the right man for me 🎶🎶
                                        🎶 are you safe are you my friend 🎶🎵
                                        🎵 or are you toxic for me 🎶🎶
                                        🎶 will you betray my confidence 🎵🎶

                                        alex gleason & jack dorsey

                                        Alt...alex gleason & jack dorsey

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        It all depends on you

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          awww thanks, may your roads lead to peace and joy!

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            squeaked to cheese you

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                              [?]wonderfox_dev » 🌐
                                              @wonderfox_dev@suya.place

                                              re: yearny/horny [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@halva I misread the cw as "yearly/hourly" :blobfoxwoozy:

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                re: yearny/horny [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Why watch porn when you have cron

                                                CC: @halva@mk.absturztau.be

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  Thank you for supplying your information. A representative will reach out to you in the near future. Hope you have a great night :)

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    What blood type?

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      how does your blood taste like and do you make noises when being fed on

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        hi

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                                                          [?]bl00d » 🌐
                                                          @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                          OH: How to tell a difference between monster fucking and being attracted to the british man

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          Foiled again

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            yes!

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              you're not allowed to do that, i'm taking away your internet access

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                fuck you i was gonna drink water but now i will just dessicate to spite you

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  you don't need a website, you have C23, just scanf

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    what if i want to print all of you not you chopped up in bits and bobs

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      IIRC at its start it was making claims about stuff it can do that were just not true, I think they've stopped doing that after drama happened but idk I honestly don't follow it much

                                                                      CC: @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        I interpreted twinspin6 as twinspin being 6. Also nice big endian you got there

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          Ok, I'm wrong (but so are you), multicharacter character literals are cursed anyways. https://onlinegdb.com/sfxg6T53t

                                                                           <stdio.h>

                                                                          int main()
                                                                          {
                                                                          __BYTE_ORDER__ == __ORDER_LITTLE_ENDIAN__
                                                                          puts("Little endian");
                                                                          __BYTE_ORDER__ == __ORDER_BIG_ENDIAN__
                                                                          puts("Big endian");

                                                                          printf("ayo wtf %d\n", __BYTE_ORDER__);

                                                                          printf("%", 'twinspin6');
                                                                          return 0;
                                                                          }

                                                                          main.c: In function ‘main’:
                                                                          main.c:12:19: warning: character constant too long for its type
                                                                          12 | printf("%", 'twinspin6');
                                                                          | ^~~~~~~~~~~
                                                                          Little endian
                                                                          0b1110000011010010110111000110110

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            printf("%", twinspin)

                                                                            0b110

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                                                                              [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 » 🌐
                                                                              @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                              cd /opt/pleroma

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                                                                              [?]Alexander S. Kunz » 🌐
                                                                              @alexskunz@mas.to

                                                                              XKCD "Dreams"
                                                                              xkcd.com/137/

                                                                              An XKCD web comic, 6 panels:

Panel 1: person sitting in front of a computer, typing. A friend says: "YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A FUTURE EMPLOYER MIGHT READ IT."

Panel 2: typing guy replies: "WHEN DID WE FORGET OUR DREAMS?" and friend replies "WHAT?"

Panel three, two small people at the bottom, the typing guy says to his friend: "THE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES EACHDAY HOLDS SHOULD STAGGER THE MIND. THE SHEER NUMBER OF EXPERIENCES I COULD HAVE 15 UNCOUNTABLE, BREATHTAKING, AND I'M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY INBOX. WE LIVE TRAPPED IN LOOPS, RELIVING A FEW DAYS OVER AND OVER, AND WE ENVISION ONLY A HANDFUL OF PATHS LAID OUT AHEAD OF US. WE SEE THE SAME THINGS EACH DAY, WE RESPOND THE SAME WAY, WE THINK THE SAME THOUGHTS, EACH DAY A SLIGHT VARIATION ON THE LAST, EVERY MOMENT SMOOTHLY FOLLOWING THE GENTLE CURVES OF SOCIETAL NORMS. WE ACT LIKE IF WE JUST GET THROUGH TODAY, TOMORROW OUR DREAMS WILL COME BACK TO US.

AND NO, I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO JOLT MYSELF INTO SEEING WHAT EACH MOMENT COULD BECOME. BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING: THE SOLUTION DOESNT INVOLVE WATERING DOWN MY EVERY LITTLE IDEA AND CREATIVE IMPULSE FOR THE SAKE OF SOMEDAY EASING MY FIT INTO AMOLD. IT DOESN'T INVOLVE TEMPERING MY LIFE TO BETTER FIT SOMEONE'S EXPECTATIONS. IT DOESN'T INVOLVE CONSTANTLY HOLDING BACK FOR FEAR OF SHAKING THINGS UP.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO I WANT TO SAY IT AS CLEARLY AS I CAN:"

Panels 4-6: the guy typing says "FUCK. THAT. SHIT."

                                                                              Alt...An XKCD web comic, 6 panels: Panel 1: person sitting in front of a computer, typing. A friend says: "YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A FUTURE EMPLOYER MIGHT READ IT." Panel 2: typing guy replies: "WHEN DID WE FORGET OUR DREAMS?" and friend replies "WHAT?" Panel three, two small people at the bottom, the typing guy says to his friend: "THE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES EACHDAY HOLDS SHOULD STAGGER THE MIND. THE SHEER NUMBER OF EXPERIENCES I COULD HAVE 15 UNCOUNTABLE, BREATHTAKING, AND I'M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY INBOX. WE LIVE TRAPPED IN LOOPS, RELIVING A FEW DAYS OVER AND OVER, AND WE ENVISION ONLY A HANDFUL OF PATHS LAID OUT AHEAD OF US. WE SEE THE SAME THINGS EACH DAY, WE RESPOND THE SAME WAY, WE THINK THE SAME THOUGHTS, EACH DAY A SLIGHT VARIATION ON THE LAST, EVERY MOMENT SMOOTHLY FOLLOWING THE GENTLE CURVES OF SOCIETAL NORMS. WE ACT LIKE IF WE JUST GET THROUGH TODAY, TOMORROW OUR DREAMS WILL COME BACK TO US. AND NO, I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO JOLT MYSELF INTO SEEING WHAT EACH MOMENT COULD BECOME. BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING: THE SOLUTION DOESNT INVOLVE WATERING DOWN MY EVERY LITTLE IDEA AND CREATIVE IMPULSE FOR THE SAKE OF SOMEDAY EASING MY FIT INTO AMOLD. IT DOESN'T INVOLVE TEMPERING MY LIFE TO BETTER FIT SOMEONE'S EXPECTATIONS. IT DOESN'T INVOLVE CONSTANTLY HOLDING BACK FOR FEAR OF SHAKING THINGS UP. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO I WANT TO SAY IT AS CLEARLY AS I CAN:" Panels 4-6: the guy typing says "FUCK. THAT. SHIT."

                                                                                [?]kaia » 💔 🌐
                                                                                @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                westinghousing her :bugcat_nod:

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