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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

large amounts indeed

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    how dare you insult me like that

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      be careful or he'll take you to the code cave and remove your polymorphic

        [?]ihme sälli » 🌐
        @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

        @puniko
        so out of shape that seeing a hill like this elevates my heart rate

        RT: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/a9w84aby2cnq00k1

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          It's more of a language design & legacy problem I think, Rust was based on functional programming languages where memory gets managed for you magically. By now they can't throw out the old APIs, so a rusty cURL would need something like linter rules to avoid using, eg, vec.push(something) and instead use something like if let Err(x) = vec.push_within_capacity(x) { vec.try_reserve(...)?; let _ = vec.push_within_capacity(x) }, hopefully in a wrapper function, but also note that push_within_capacity is currently an experimental feature. And you'd have to add such checks for every thing that might allocate on heap.

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            [?]vaartis of the ratular bells » 🌐
            @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

            Been playing a lot of SteamOS Devkit Client lately

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            Bronya's GF

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Oh this reminded me of an auto-indent minor mode I had. Auto-indenting the entire block immediately, very beautiful, very powerful. And then I opened a lua file and editing turned into a slideshow, idk why

              CC: @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                I know when I tried having a init.org, it loaded way too slow, so maybe the init.org -> init.el switch? (Admittedly, my computer at the time was a raspberry pi, so my perception might be very skewed.)

                CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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                  [?]pizza terrorist reloaded » 🌐
                  @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                  @eris my little tradwife

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    This! So much this!

                    CC: @eris@yourwalls.today

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                      [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                      @eris@yourwalls.today

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      Only if I'll get a piece of your apples

                      CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

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                        [?]bartholin (surströmming arc) » 🌐
                        @bartholin@fops.cloud

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        RE: https://p.enes.lv/2/eris/p/1751808960.114097

                        Yea I suppose you could say that she boosted across the room after i yeeted her

                        [?]pizza terrorist reloaded » 🌐
                        @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                        Ran out of rolling papers so I used my social security card

                        [?]ezri the pupy 🐕 » 🌐
                        @ezri@shitpost.trade

                        nice argument. however have you considered: *starts sobbing uncontrollably* im sorry im sorry im soyrry do yuo hate me

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        Ordering a hitman rn

                        CC: @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          From 42bededbe073d4af1e03bc0b50a69244207f4c90 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
                          From: [REDACTED]
                          Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2025 22:27:35 +0000
                          Subject: [PATCH] Normalise CWs and summaries to fit more *oma usage rather
                          than friendica

                          ---
                          html.c | 25 +++++++------------------
                          1 file changed, 7 insertions(+), 18 deletions(-)

                          diff --git a/html.c b/html.c
                          index d807f4b..4b2816f 100644
                          --- a/html.c
                          +++ b/html.c
                          @@ -2127,11 +2127,7 @@ xs_html *html_entry(snac *user, xs_dict *msg, int read_only,

                          v = xs_dict_get(msg, "summary");

                          - /* is it sensitive? */
                          - if (xs_type(xs_dict_get(msg, "sensitive")) == XSTYPE_TRUE) {
                          - if (xs_is_null(v) || *v == '\0')
                          - v = "...";
                          -
                          + if (!xs_is_null(v) && *v) {
                          const char *cw = "";

                          if (user) {
                          @@ -2141,23 +2137,16 @@ xs_html *html_entry(snac *user, xs_dict *msg, int read_only,
                          cw = "";
                          }

                          + xs_html *summary_tag = xs_html_tag("summary", xs_html_text(v));
                          + if (xs_type(xs_dict_get(msg, "sensitive")) == XSTYPE_TRUE) {
                          + xs_html_add(summary_tag, xs_html_text(L(" [SENSITIVE CONTENT]")));
                          + }
                          +
                          snac_content = xs_html_tag("details",
                          xs_html_attr(cw, NULL),
                          - xs_html_tag("summary",
                          - xs_html_text(v),
                          - xs_html_text(L(" [SENSITIVE CONTENT]"))));
                          + summary_tag);
                          }
                          else {
                          - /* print the summary as a header (sites like e.g. Friendica can contain one) */
                          - if (!has_title && !xs_is_null(v) && *v) {
                          - xs_html_add(snac_content_wrap,
                          - xs_html_tag("h3",
                          - xs_html_attr("class", "snac-entry-title"),
                          - xs_html_text(v)));
                          -
                          - has_title = 1;
                          - }
                          -
                          snac_content = xs_html_tag("div", NULL);
                          }

                          --
                          2.39.5

                          CC: @novenary@akko.wtf

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            Oh I think I made the patch from the wrong branch eh whatever it probably still applies nice

                            CC: @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link @novenary@akko.wtf

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              me after i yeet my daughter

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                I meant to write "that wasn't funny" not "wasn't that funny"

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Way to put it my man... way to put it...

                                  CC: @thenoid@brain.worm.pink @eris@yourwalls.today

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    I'm gonna send you kriston

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      Ok, sudo -u snac2 snac block /opt/snac2/snac-data brain.worm.pink

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        ok unblocked, wasn't that funny

                                        CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          I'm just guessing

                                          CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Yeah, I was thinking more of, normal transfers are practically always instant except on weekends, but if you want instant instant you pay.

                                            CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                                              [?]rose » 🌐
                                              @rose@yourwalls.today

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              дякую за кавун

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                the "instant" part is probably what does it. I hope.

                                                CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                                                  [?]φ » 🌐
                                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                  deltarune fanart, showing berdly and kris in a closet. kris is blushing super hard. they are shown to be thinking "so this is 7 minutes in heaven..". there is a menu with two options: "make out" and "strangle him with a hanger". the second one is selected

                                                  Alt...deltarune fanart, showing berdly and kris in a closet. kris is blushing super hard. they are shown to be thinking "so this is 7 minutes in heaven..". there is a menu with two options: "make out" and "strangle him with a hanger". the second one is selected

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  they should fediblock you for this

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    a global organization

                                                    CC: @vriska@lizards.live

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      Supposed to be good for your gut health
                                                      As they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away

                                                        [?]Cutting-Edge Pizza Analytics » 🌐
                                                        @decay@gts.todayiwilllaunchmyinfantsonintoorbit.com

                                                        Tired: GNU Image Manipulation Program
                                                        Wired: Free And Gratis Graphics Operation Toolkit

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        the curse of having a fat ass :(

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                                                          [?]bl00d » 🌐
                                                          @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                          @raccoon to see shit clearly

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            fiore took nginx down to host minecraft

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                                                              [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 » 🌐
                                                              @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                              @vivi @shibao on misskey dot bubbletea dot dev, you have to ask your admin for permission to boost comedic gold tier nsfw posts

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                                                                [?]gleep glorp » 🌐
                                                                @glorp@brain.worm.pink

                                                                aint no one got bands like glorp

                                                                glorp doing a money spread

                                                                Alt...glorp doing a money spread

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                cum piss

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  https://www.gnu.org/software/tar/manual/html_node/gzip.html They're all supported, only one being recommended against is compress. Try again

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    why not tar ekszed?

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                                                                      [?]Agha of the House of Felicity » 💔 🌐
                                                                      @anna@popbob.wtf

                                                                      🎶 are you the right man for me 🎶🎶
                                                                      🎶 are you safe are you my friend 🎶🎵
                                                                      🎵 or are you toxic for me 🎶🎶
                                                                      🎶 will you betray my confidence 🎵🎶

                                                                      alex gleason & jack dorsey

                                                                      Alt...alex gleason & jack dorsey

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      It all depends on you

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        awww thanks, may your roads lead to peace and joy!

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