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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

no you won't

CC: @fiore@brain.worm.pink

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    If they all need replacing, probably not, but you should make sure to safely discharge them anyways. The risk probably comes from trying to turn it on, it not working, and then forgetting to discharge everything again.

    CC: @ezio@akko.wtf

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      nh brh ts pmo ong fr

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        what's the filling?

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          I'm guessing the actual ad is different for different users while this gets spliced in for everyone

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            Don't care, if it was that good you should've signed it in your name. Now it's hers. Read the fine print of your contract and copyright law before engaging in contract work

            CC: @authen@mk.noob.quest

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              yea bcs you look at her face while sucking on her toes

              CC: @druid@princess.wedding

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                that's authen not anna, mr ghostwriter

                CC: @authen@mk.noob.quest

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  worse after date

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    chat there is no way she did that in her head, nobody can do it in their head, she used a calc

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      what's nine plus ten

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        the wayland clipboard situation is insane

                        moist critikal youtuber thumbnail. just a guy talking to a camera at his computer desk

                        Alt...moist critikal youtuber thumbnail. just a guy talking to a camera at his computer desk

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        when you're working with other people and you're developing a feature in a branch and others are reviewing it and CI jobs testing it, you probably don't want to end up merging 10 commits with earlier, worse working stuff or rejected experiments into the main branch, so before merging you squash it all together into however many commits makes sense. And rebasing is just for getting rid of merge commits all over the place. If you're working alone it probably doesn't matter unless you commit an API key or something that you want to revert or squash out.

                        CC: @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          To speed up the performance of the system, I deleted system32 which is a cache for Internet Explorer and slows down the system. Performing a reboot now to make the changes persist...

                          CC: @ephemeromorph@topspicy.social

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            She jokingly replied to me with the mary sue rejection number and that is what the hotline says according to the internet. So I jokingly wrote a self-report fediblock post (the hashtag should hopefully not work, I specifically picked a not-normal #, but if it does show up in feeds, let me know)

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              {"error": "throttled"} my beloved

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              #fediblock p.enes.lv for
                              1. making a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected
                              2. not knowing how to take "No" for an answer
                              3. not respecting women's emotional and physical autonomy

                              RE: https://yourwalls.today/objects/08d21864-600c-455b-90e6-419e0a3aec7c

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              I switched phones recently, I guess your phone number didn't sync properly. Could you give me your phone number again so I can rectify this mistake?

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                                [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                                @eris@yourwalls.today

                                Phone number [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@eris 646-926-6614

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Phone number [SENSITIVE CONTENT]awww dang, got rejected by eris, why even try anymore :(

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    Oh sorry I didn't know it was you, I thought it was an unknown number scammer

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      prettygood just goes to strip clubs way out of our league

                                      CC: @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        you've successfully fediblocked everyone that makes fediblock posts

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          ooh what surgery was it, i hope you're fine

                                          CC: @tisanae@brain.worm.pink

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            aardvaark sniffing the camera

                                            Alt...aardvaark sniffing the camera

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              why are you virtue signalling right now about not being like everyone else jfc get a grip bean

                                              (this post is a joke)

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                Is this the part where you can waste your money on the gacha?

                                                CC: @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @ellie@yearning.gay

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  It's a visual novel, a very fancy ebook

                                                  CC: @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @ellie@yearning.gay

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    this is @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                    guy chained to a bowl of mate

                                                    Alt...guy chained to a bowl of mate

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      re: vv dumb [SENSITIVE CONTENT]PDF file, Peedeeeffile

                                                      CC: @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        Two and a half is because of the brain wipe or something? I think you've talked about this before

                                                        CC: @lizzie@brain.worm.pink @ellie@yearning.gay

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                                                          [?]魅洏烂 M.E.R. ䷔ » 🌐
                                                          @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                          straight people on fedi be like

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          me

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            i will not kek you later anon, unalive yourself

                                                            CC: @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              nature reminding that you too are made of meat and susceptible to be marinated

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                idk i see you posting on fedi

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  noted, if i ever end up starving, i'll give you a call

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    even knowing that i mean all that not just some boring oral sex?

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      ok

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        oh it's bcs humans work weird. like some people get irrationally pseudo-angry when they see something cute (pseudo-angry bcs they're not angry but their impulses might be like it). "you're so cute i could eat you up", but literally, so cute i could rip you apart with tooth and nail, absolutely gore you up you cutie.

                                                                        it's probably something similar in this case, so horny i want to die or smth.

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                                                                          [?]daniel:// stenberg:// » 🌐
                                                                          @bagder@mastodon.social

                                                                          Sometimes it is hard to describe them...
                                                                          hackerone.com/reports/3262848

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          "What if Victor Hugo wrote a bug report"

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            wish you luck in finding your own vampire

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              yeah, wouldn't be easy but doable

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                mister squeek is squeeping

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                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                  i could do that 🤔🤔

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                                                                                    [?]Ena » 🌐
                                                                                    @detondev@social.linux.pizza

                                                                                    wow, gen z rejecting the rashidun caliphate in favor of the indian subcontinent was NOT on my bingo card....

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