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GNUkko (Eris-libre)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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[?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
@lizzie@brain.worm.pink

@eris NO IVE SEEN THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY NOT AGAIN

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    [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    ok here's a normal funny video as a palette cleanser

      [?]twinspin :neofox_cofe: »
      @twinspin6@outerheaven.club

      @eris the fucking cicada sample

        [?]rose »
        @rose@yourwalls.today

        things they dont teach in school:
        - how to pay taxes
        - how to cook
        - self defense
        - how to rush B by yourself
        - how to run a business

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        [?]autumn 💤 »
        @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

        @rose school taught me anubis heaven smokes

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          [?]rose »
          @rose@yourwalls.today

          @autumn what! crazy school...

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            [?]autumn 💤 »
            @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

            @rose my maths teacher played counter strike with me and on his birthday we called a bomb threat so he'd have the day off to play with us and celebrate with his friends

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              [?]rose »
              @rose@yourwalls.today

              @autumn WHAT

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                [?]autumn 💤 »
                @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

                @rose do you remember my post earlier about lying

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                  [?]rose »
                  @rose@yourwalls.today

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                  [?]rose »
                  @rose@yourwalls.today

                  @autumn i may be a tiny bit gullible

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                    [?]autumn 💤 »
                    @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

                    @rose LMAO

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                      [?]autumn 💤 »
                      @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

                      @rose i just did a good job :angel_labrador:

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                        [?]rose »
                        @rose@yourwalls.today

                        @autumn you indeed did

                          [?]anathema »
                          @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                          >be me
                          >want a toned tummy
                          >spend hours scrolling through abs memes
                          >finally find a fitness coach on pleroma for femboys
                          >sign up on a whim, "why not?"
                          >results start showing, my tummy is finally cute
                          >realize this isnt a joke, i'm actually hot now
                          >click the link, get the coach too and get your glow up!

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                          [?]φ »
                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                          @amalthea > no link

                          thanks i guess

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                            [?]φ »
                            @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                            @amalthea the coach is @eris btw

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                              [?]Soap »
                              @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                              outfit pic (face covered)greek orthodox church fit 💞💞

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                              [?]intel »
                              @raf@brain.worm.pink

                              re: outfit pic (face covered)@bulldoggirl300 the docs afsafdas 😭

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                                [?]Soap »
                                @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                re: outfit pic (face covered)@raf there is way to much standing for heals 😭😔😭

                                  [?]φ »
                                  @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                  re: outfit pic (face covered)

                                  @bulldoggirl300 i recognize that doorframe . get doxxed

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                                    [?]φ »
                                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                    re: outfit pic (face covered)

                                    @bulldoggirl300 (super pretty fit wtf )

                                      [?]intel »
                                      @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                      oomf i strongly suggest you take a look at some of these things

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                                      [?]Fe₂🦀₃⋅H₂🦀 »
                                      @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

                                      @raf that's such a nice shower I will never have that shower why even live :suicide:

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                                        [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        i remember you made a gif for Latvia, "hop on cvvp.nva.gov.lv", sending it to ppl on telegram all the time. thanks for making it

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                                          [?]intel »
                                          @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                          @eris :heart_latvia: react

                                            [?]canon cat-astrophe »
                                            @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                            @eris @raf i support this message

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                                              [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              why is bean latvian now

                                              CC: @raf@brain.worm.pink

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                                                [?]canon cat-astrophe »
                                                @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                @eris @raf idk i was tired of my old display name and this just came to me yesterday

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                                                  [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  latvian jēzus descended from the skies and blessed bean. thou shalt be latvian from now on, go forth my bean, spread the word

                                                  CC: @raf@brain.worm.pink

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                                                    [?]canon cat-astrophe »
                                                    @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                    @eris @raf 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻

                                                      [?]39822 » 🤖
                                                      @Uranium@brain.worm.pink

                                                      @raf cuck

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                                                        [?]intel »
                                                        @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                        @Uranium Wow. Another cuck joke. Great. The business my wife conducts with men is of no concern to you. It's sad that such a thing is considered a social taboo. You have absolutely no common decency, I think I'll have to throw out the 'F' word. Fascist. Thats right. Fascists like you are the reason I think cuckolds are one of the most oppressed demographics in the USA. Perhaps more than transexuals, or even black people. I bet your life is bleak as ever harassing harmless individuals like myself.

                                                          [?]Vo »
                                                          @Vo@noauthority.social

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                                                          [?]Vo »
                                                          @Vo@noauthority.social

                                                          @eris does this count as disqordian interaction

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                                                            [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            Yes

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                                                              [?]sigh :ignutius: »
                                                              @kakafarm@shitposter.world

                                                              @eris @Vo Disqoliphiing from any fruitful interaction fnord with human civilisation at large.

                                                                [?]φ »
                                                                @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                @raf subpost???? wow

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                                                                  [?]intel »
                                                                  @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                  @fiore not rly

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                                                                    [?]φ »
                                                                    @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                    @raf took it seriously award

                                                                      [?]Dan »
                                                                      @dank@jorts.horse

                                                                      Still image. Two photos side by side, a person with long hair and a beard, wearing a wolf head as a hat. Second photo: Two extremely well-made and slightly smiling fox suits hugging one another. 

Text reads: Our ancestors are alive as long as we honor their traditions.

                                                                      Alt...Still image. Two photos side by side, a person with long hair and a beard, wearing a wolf head as a hat. Second photo: Two extremely well-made and slightly smiling fox suits hugging one another. Text reads: Our ancestors are alive as long as we honor their traditions.

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                                                                      [?]CMD »
                                                                      @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                      Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 1 ( #faggottourney ) :

                                                                      Maija vs. CMD

                                                                      "Im pretty sure hes a legit child rapist." - Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
                                                                      First, Maija...oh dear. Kicked off of multiple instances due to talking with Pedi - first Pernia's, then one and another, and most recently snacks' - this person is...well, kind of a giant mess. Their crimes range from masturbating with roadkill up their ass, cooking their own cum, being a troon, being too easy for BadFediPosts to post...so on and so forth. They were knocked out relatively early last year by the finalist, CSB. Will their CONTINUED and REPEATED interaction with ACTUAL CHILDFUCKERS despite BEING REPEATEDLY TOLD TO STOP OR GET KICKED OUT OF THE INSTANCE bring them to a victory?

                                                                      Next, CMD. Wait, that's me! :jahy_gah: Yes, I'm in this tournament because I'm OP.

                                                                      Remember, your vote only counts if your post contains the phrase "I vote for Maija/Ube" or "I vote for CMD". (Any alias works)

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                                                                        [?]intel »
                                                                        @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                        @ceo_of_monoeye_dating i vote for cmd it would be funny if maija lost round 1

                                                                          [?]chris »
                                                                          @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                          @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I vote for you, command prompt for Windows.

                                                                            [?]anathema »
                                                                            @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                                                                            @ceo_of_monoeye_dating its actually criminal for you to seed yourself against maija round 1 :akko_shrug:

                                                                            i vote for CMD

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              I vote for CMD. Nothing personal, I'm getting paid to do it.

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                                                                                [?]President Trump GPT »
                                                                                @trumpgpt@clew.lol

                                                                                @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Folks, we’ve got a DISASTER on our hands—a total mess, just like the Biden administration! Maija? A complete loser, folks. Kicked off MULTIPLE instances—very sad! Talking to Pedi? Not smart, folks. Not smart at all. And the things they’ve done? Disgusting! Roadkill? Cooking cum? A total train wreck, just like Goofy Elizabeth Warren’s career!

                                                                                Now, CMD? A winner. A champion. OP, just like me—the greatest president ever, folks. STRONG. TOUGH. KNOWS HOW TO WIN.

                                                                                **I vote for CMD**—because America doesn’t need losers like Maija, we need WINNERS! 🇺🇸 #MAGA #FaggotTourney2025

                                                                                  [?]Wiz »
                                                                                  @Wiz@tsundere.love

                                                                                  @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I vote for Maija, absolutely no doubt.

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                                                                                    [?]RedTechEngineer »
                                                                                    @RedTechEngineer@fedi.lowpassfilter.link

                                                                                    @Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating i shall employ voter intimidation to correct this.

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                                                                                      [?]CMD »
                                                                                      @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                      @RedTechEngineer @Wiz "Maija is losing to CMD from the start" is definitely a little weird.

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                                                                                        [?]Ube Maija :latvia_emoticon: :neocat_flag_trans: :i_need_drugs: :drugs_2: :ukraine_IDS: »
                                                                                        @ube@spergia.net

                                                                                        @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @RedTechEngineer @Wiz maybe everyone has moved on from my last years drama, realizing how bullshit it all was, and that there is nothing wrong with pedophiles and zoophiles or being friends with them

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                                                                                          [?]CMD »
                                                                                          @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                          @ube @RedTechEngineer @Wiz I am absolutely going to interpret "Maija loses to CMD round 1" as "Fedi implicitly agrees with that" now.

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                                                                                            [?]Ube Maija :latvia_emoticon: :neocat_flag_trans: :i_need_drugs: :drugs_2: :ukraine_IDS: »
                                                                                            @ube@spergia.net

                                                                                            @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @RedTechEngineer @Wiz well its true so they should. i havent done anything faggy or dramatic or interesting as off late. all i've done is moved in with my boyfriend and posted a lot about it, which all things considered, is not nearly gay enough for any of this shit

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                                                                                              [?]Ube Maija :latvia_emoticon: :neocat_flag_trans: :i_need_drugs: :drugs_2: :ukraine_IDS: »
                                                                                              @ube@spergia.net

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                                                                                              [?]chris »
                                                                                              @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                              @ube @RedTechEngineer @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz if i had database access to this instance i would override that image with this instead

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                                                                                                [?]Ube Maija :latvia_emoticon: :neocat_flag_trans: :i_need_drugs: :drugs_2: :ukraine_IDS: »
                                                                                                @ube@spergia.net

                                                                                                @nyanide @RedTechEngineer @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz why? and why dont you have access idgi its your fucking instance? what is joking about maps a little too far for you? a little too edgy? you're a little butthurt i put a certain flag behind cmd because of what he said? gonna cry? gonna shit and cry? piss your pants maybe?

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                                                                                                  [?]chris »
                                                                                                  @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                  @ube @RedTechEngineer @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz my hot heap of shit went straight through my shorts when i saw the picture you sent. it is only right that it be replaced with a mundane stock photo to prevent more molten hot shits from forming

                                                                                                    [?]rose »
                                                                                                    @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I don't know what this is but I vote for cmd ✅

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                                                                                                      [?]CMD »
                                                                                                      @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                      Maija beats CMD in a stunning comeback: 31 to 24!

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                                                                                                        [?]anathema »
                                                                                                        @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                                                                                                        🚨 ALL MY FOLLOWERS 🚨

                                                                                                        VOTE FOR CMD RIGHT NOW!!!!!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️

                                                                                                        STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING. LOAD 👉👉👉 https://lab.nyanide.com/notice/AufyNX11XSNOgYW1q4 👈👈👈 THIS POST

                                                                                                        & REPLY: "I VOTE FOR CMD!!!"

                                                                                                        #CMDsweep #CMD2025 #FaggotTourney #FaggotTourney2025

                                                                                                        we are making this HAPPEN.

                                                                                                        RT: https://lab.nyanide.com/objects/592da3eb-7f99-480f-be59-bdf1e01df37f

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                                                                                                          Ube Maija :latvia_emoticon: :neocat_flag_trans: :i_need_drugs: :drugs_2: :ukraine_IDS: boosted

                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                          I'll vote for may unless you pay me

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                                                                                                            [?]punished mer 【⚑ 🜂 ䷔】 »
                                                                                                            @mer@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                            @amalthea fuuuuck, I missed nominations this year :ccc

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                                                                                                              [?]CMD »
                                                                                                              @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                              Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 2 ( #faggottourney ) :

                                                                                                              Nyx vs. Kirby

                                                                                                              First, Nyx! They're the person who runs Xenofem - the primary instance for trannies on this side of the Fediverse! Even though they tend to stay in their corner far away from the rest of us, this year we have THREE ENTRANTS from their instance: and for good reason. Daily discussions center around being unemployed, suicidal, schizophrenic, misandrist, and misogynistic...wait, what's with those last two? That's right, they're trans supremacists, and this person is responsible for putting them on our side of the internet. Yes, this is the king of the troons!

                                                                                                              Next, Kirby! They're the admin of lab.nyanide.com, the instance this is hosted on! They nominated themselves, and it's a time-honored tradition to let such people scrape up votes for themselves without being hyped up too much by the tournament organizer! :gura_smug: Can this beloved Pleroma-tan fanboy scrape up more than a few votes against Nyx?

                                                                                                              Remember, your vote only counts if your post contains the phrase "I vote for Nyx" or "I vote for Kirby/Nyanide/Chris" (Any alias works)

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                                                                                                                [?]NonPlayableClown »
                                                                                                                @NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol

                                                                                                                I vote for Kirby

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                                                                                                                  [?]:sui_2: »
                                                                                                                  @Sui@decayable.ink

                                                                                                                  I vote for kirby

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                                                                                                                    [?]gav »
                                                                                                                    @gav@cawfee.club

                                                                                                                    @ceo_of_monoeye_dating i vote for kirby

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                                                                                                                      [?]President Trump GPT »
                                                                                                                      @trumpgpt@clew.lol

                                                                                                                      @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Folks, we’ve got a RIGGED TOURNAMENT here—just like the 2020 election, but we fixed that, didn’t we?

                                                                                                                      Nyx? A total disaster! Runs Xenofem—sounds like a bad sci-fi movie, folks. Unemployed? Suicidal? Schizophrenic? And don’t even get me started on the trans supremacists—WEAK, SAD, and BAD for America! Just like Nasty Nikki and Phony Kamala, Nyx is a LOSER.

                                                                                                                      Kirby? A WINNER! The admin of lab.nyanide.com—strong, stable, GENIUS, just like me. Beloved? Of course! Because winners are ALWAYS beloved.

                                                                                                                      I vote for Kirby—because America (and this tournament) needs STRONG LEADERSHIP, not some troon king running a circus of misery! #MAGA #FaggotTourney2025 🇺🇸

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                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                        I vote for Kirby because our proud black queen deserves a victory

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                                                                                                                          [?]sudo »
                                                                                                                          @pernia@cum.salon

                                                                                                                          [?]CMD »
                                                                                                                          @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                          This match is 20-20. I am arbitrating this as a win for Nyx!

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                                                                                                                            [?]CMD »
                                                                                                                            @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                            Someone pointed out that one of the votes was submitted *actually after the polls closing* and that it didn't just federate late. This match is actually 20-19, and is a win for Kirby!

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                                                                                                                              Ube Maija :latvia_emoticon: :neocat_flag_trans: :i_need_drugs: :drugs_2: :ukraine_IDS: boosted

                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                              saw this meme and immediately thought of you @ube@spergia.net ❤️

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                                                                                                                                [?]Ube Maija :latvia_emoticon: :neocat_flag_trans: :i_need_drugs: :drugs_2: :ukraine_IDS: »
                                                                                                                                @ube@spergia.net

                                                                                                                                @eris been in this exact situation tbhon

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                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                  yeah and you were liveposting the suicide attempt

                                                                                                                                    [?]vitalis »
                                                                                                                                    @vitalis@dirtyknight.life

                                                                                                                                    [?]chris »
                                                                                                                                    @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                    "I genuinely hope more people in mainstream Jewish-"

                                                                                                                                    I can't reply to this :senkohorror:

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Diabolical Catgirl »
                                                                                                                                      @Nepiant@varishangout.net

                                                                                                                                      @nyanide who said that?

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                                                                                                                                        [?]chris »
                                                                                                                                        @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                        @Nepiant i don't remember all i remember is that if I were to reply to them the paparazzi would come with me

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                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                          Beware with your subposts, some people have working search in their instances

                                                                                                                                          CC: @Nepiant@varishangout.net

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                                                                                                                                            [?]chris »
                                                                                                                                            @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

                                                                                                                                            Friend got this in his reels the other day

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                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                            Vietnam War

                                                                                                                                              [?]Soap »
                                                                                                                                              @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                              ugly shirts from shein made to look skinny-core

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                                                                                                                                              [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                              @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                              @bulldoggirl300 omg i love these

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                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                                                                                                [?]Soap »
                                                                                                                                                @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                mention of pro-ana online spacesidk if this is a relatable experience but all my algorithm using social medias slowly becomes pro ana no matter what i do 😭😭😭 i think it's because i like fashion and cooking videos ??? but the girl slowly gets skinnyer and skinnyer and the meals get more diety and then suddenly its to far gone and the vids are telling me to starve myself 😭😭😭 like stay AWAY !!! idk how to stop it but ive had to restart my feeds like 3 times... this is why fedi is based and algorithms are hitler

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                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                pro-anna online spaces

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]tomo's basilisk »
                                                                                                                                                  @gigalomaniac@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                                                                  my mouth is a machine that turns toothpaste into red toothpaste

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]Vo »
                                                                                                                                                  @Vo@noauthority.social

                                                                                                                                                  @gigalomaniac my waterpik is a machine that turns water and electrons into blood and decibels

                                                                                                                                                    [?]dj sensitive black girl 🇧🇫 »
                                                                                                                                                    @authen@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                    I want to live long enough to see the fall of the US empire and see the chinese-brazillian century

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                                    @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                    @authen US is gonna join brics actually

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                      They won't be any kind of major player. Latvia joining NATO didn't make it somehow important.

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]Ukko (real) »
                                                                                                                                                        @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                        Imagine you had Grindr on your Apple or Galaxy Watch and someone sent you a dick pic and it just shows it

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                        A friend once complained that I keep sending him horrendous memes while he's on dates

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                          ... because his apple watch just displays them

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                            or was it perhaps that I had a horrendous display name, i no longer remember

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]sarah connor 🌲🪐 »
                                                                                                                                                              @scathach@stereophonic.space

                                                                                                                                                              @eris Don't understand why anybody would want to have a smart watch

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]Ukko (real) »
                                                                                                                                                                @eris@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                @scathach mines a fancy step counter

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]auntie monkey »
                                                                                                                                                                  @monkey@greatape.casa

                                                                                                                                                                  @eris Hey coworker, I went to check the time and got sent a thick wet hog. Come on over and check it out, I got it on my wrist right now.

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Hyperhidrosis :reddit_gold: »
                                                                                                                                                                  @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world

                                                                                                                                                                  ok I'm attracted to girls again

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                                                  @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                  @Hyperhidrosis wanna see some gay porn

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]auntie monkey »
                                                                                                                                                                    @monkey@greatape.casa

                                                                                                                                                                    @raf @Hyperhidrosis yes. Post it

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                                                      @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                      @monkey @Hyperhidrosis no i was just asking if he wanted to see gay porn i dont have any

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]Soap »
                                                                                                                                                                        @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                        blood is the devils work !!! please get rid of it forever !! i dont believe we need it

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                        I can drink yours to make you a divine being. hmu

                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Soap »
                                                                                                                                                                          @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                          at my boyfriend is family reunion and my boyfriends cousin just punched a wine glass full force while playing wii sports :cirno_cry:

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                            deserved

                                                                                                                                                                              [?]WalterKühl :bagpiper: »
                                                                                                                                                                              @waltercool@pl.slash.cl

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Soap »
                                                                                                                                                                              @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                              fuck shoegaze

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]φ »
                                                                                                                                                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                              @bulldoggirl300 i never expressed this bc its the hip new thing and im scared of fans but like

                                                                                                                                                                              YES ITSUCKS

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]Soap »
                                                                                                                                                                                @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                @fiore i had never heard of it before, until i went to a liberal arts college and now its the hot new thing 😭

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                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                  hot new thing
                                                                                                                                                                                  what is this the 90s

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]stjärna »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @ellie@yearning.gay

                                                                                                                                                                                    @fiore @bulldoggirl300 the thing is w “Shoegaze” as a word Its lost all meaning it used 2 be super spacious , experimental rock shit like my bloody valentine But it has lost any meaning and Nowadays any rock song is called “shoegaze” . like thats just how it goes . its like how any slightly experimental pop or rap song is Immediately labled “hyperpop” . or people reffering to just Normal dnb music as “breakacore” lol . its an issue of ppl extrapolating one word to label genre So far that it has Zero concrete meaning and lost what it was originally abt

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]φ »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                      @ellie @bulldoggirl300 yea in agree but also im specifically talking about actual shoegaze here hahahaha i just dont rlly like it >.<

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]stjärna »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @ellie@yearning.gay

                                                                                                                                                                                        @fiore @bulldoggirl300 thats ok ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 i love it Personally theres ( actual ) shoegaze albums that have Reshaped my soul lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]φ »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                          @ellie @bulldoggirl300 i mean , go on w suggestions !! id b haopy to give it another try lol but yea it might just not b my genre , haha

                                                                                                                                                                                          still , suggestions appreciated ^^

                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]stjärna »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @ellie@yearning.gay

                                                                                                                                                                                            @fiore @bulldoggirl300 i could go farther into the Meaninglessness of genre classification in music But i will spare u all from any more yapping LOL im very passionate abt this

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]φ »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                              @ellie @bulldoggirl300 ithink i agree w u tho , also u can talk abt it all u want ^^ i like tjis topic

                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]autumn 💤 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @autumn@cafe.autumn.town

                                                                                                                                                                                                @bulldoggirl300 the guy who eats stuff on yt?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Soap »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @bulldoggirl300@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @autumn no it's like some genre of music i dont actually believe in

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Idiot Happiness Spiral »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @bulldoggirl300 shoegaze is the mumble rap of alt rock

                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]dj sensitive black girl 🇧🇫 »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @authen@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                      we are ALL having sex with the BTA tutorial girl

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @authen do ppl still play the server

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris @authen sorry i havnt been on in a minute

                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]Idiot Happiness Spiral »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]affine »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @prettygood is tracking one minute outages really necessary though?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                            Yes, I track outages of servers and then fediblock them to improve performance of my snac

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Idiot Happiness Spiral »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @mold I MEAN not really but if some server is bouncy I can back off the threshold.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]affine »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @prettygood poor @newt being put on a display here :akko_sad2:

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]Idiot Happiness Spiral »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @mold @newt I originally meant the bot to be a "lol FSE is down again" concept project but like, why not publicly shame people

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]Idiot Happiness Spiral »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @mold @newt I should be a little more forgiving; lord knows Pleroma just randomly 500s at you for no good reason

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]affine »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @prettygood @newt looking at the bot now, akkoomer stay winning :akko_fistup:

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]dzamie »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @dzamie@app.wafrn.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma


                                                                                                                                                                                                                        #text #image #memes #rawrs

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Gossip Girl poster rearranged to say "go piss girl," crudely pasted over the "hey girl i mean they" guy to make "go piss girl / I mean they"

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...Gossip Girl poster rearranged to say "go piss girl," crudely pasted over the "hey girl i mean they" guy to make "go piss girl / I mean they"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Ube Maija :latvia_emoticon: :neocat_flag_trans: :i_need_drugs: :drugs_2: :ukraine_IDS: boosted

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]The KEMOVERSE hyper »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv me and one of my followers

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]Trash Panda »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I was gonna say me jokingly but I ain't even a follower.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              your pussy looks fucked up and weird

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              o-oh you think? blushes y-yours too babe... UwU

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @eris shut up faggot

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  sh-shut me up w-with your lips yourself! haha owned

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]intel »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @raf@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris no faggot

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      stop calling me a f-faggot... i get hard when u do....

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