GNUkko (Eris-libre)
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
- how to pay taxes
- how to cook
- self defense
- how to rush B by yourself
- how to run a business
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@rose school taught me anubis heaven smokes
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@rose my maths teacher played counter strike with me and on his birthday we called a bomb threat so he'd have the day off to play with us and celebrate with his friends
>want a toned tummy
>spend hours scrolling through abs memes
>finally find a fitness coach on pleroma for femboys
>sign up on a whim, "why not?"
>results start showing, my tummy is finally cute
>realize this isnt a joke, i'm actually hot now
>click the link, get the coach too and get your glow up!
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@amalthea > no link
thanks i guess
outfit pic (face covered)
greek orthodox church fit 💞💞...
re: outfit pic (face covered)
@bulldoggirl300 the docs afsafdas 😭...
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Maija vs. CMD
"Im pretty sure hes a legit child rapist." - Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
First, Maija...oh dear. Kicked off of multiple instances due to talking with Pedi - first Pernia's, then one and another, and most recently snacks' - this person is...well, kind of a giant mess. Their crimes range from masturbating with roadkill up their ass, cooking their own cum, being a troon, being too easy for BadFediPosts to post...so on and so forth. They were knocked out relatively early last year by the finalist, CSB. Will their CONTINUED and REPEATED interaction with ACTUAL CHILDFUCKERS despite BEING REPEATEDLY TOLD TO STOP OR GET KICKED OUT OF THE INSTANCE bring them to a victory?
Next, CMD. Wait, that's me! Yes, I'm in this tournament because I'm OP.
Remember, your vote only counts if your post contains the phrase "I vote for Maija/Ube" or "I vote for CMD". (Any alias works)
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i vote for CMD
Now, CMD? A winner. A champion. OP, just like me—the greatest president ever, folks. STRONG. TOUGH. KNOWS HOW TO WIN.
**I vote for CMD**—because America doesn’t need losers like Maija, we need WINNERS! 🇺🇸 #MAGA #FaggotTourney2025
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I SUPPORT CMD!
#VALID #FAGGOTTOURNEY #UWU
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🚨 ALL MY FOLLOWERS 🚨
VOTE FOR CMD RIGHT NOW!!!!!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING. LOAD 👉👉👉 https://lab.nyanide.com/notice/AufyNX11XSNOgYW1q4 👈👈👈 THIS POST
& REPLY: "I VOTE FOR CMD!!!"
#CMDsweep #CMD2025 #FaggotTourney #FaggotTourney2025
we are making this HAPPEN.
RT: https://lab.nyanide.com/objects/592da3eb-7f99-480f-be59-bdf1e01df37f
Nyx vs. Kirby
First, Nyx! They're the person who runs Xenofem - the primary instance for trannies on this side of the Fediverse! Even though they tend to stay in their corner far away from the rest of us, this year we have THREE ENTRANTS from their instance: and for good reason. Daily discussions center around being unemployed, suicidal, schizophrenic, misandrist, and misogynistic...wait, what's with those last two? That's right, they're trans supremacists, and this person is responsible for putting them on our side of the internet. Yes, this is the king of the troons!
Next, Kirby! They're the admin of lab.nyanide.com, the instance this is hosted on! They nominated themselves, and it's a time-honored tradition to let such people scrape up votes for themselves without being hyped up too much by the tournament organizer! Can this beloved Pleroma-tan fanboy scrape up more than a few votes against Nyx?
Remember, your vote only counts if your post contains the phrase "I vote for Nyx" or "I vote for Kirby/Nyanide/Chris" (Any alias works)
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Nyx? A total disaster! Runs Xenofem—sounds like a bad sci-fi movie, folks. Unemployed? Suicidal? Schizophrenic? And don’t even get me started on the trans supremacists—WEAK, SAD, and BAD for America! Just like Nasty Nikki and Phony Kamala, Nyx is a LOSER.
Kirby? A WINNER! The admin of lab.nyanide.com—strong, stable, GENIUS, just like me. Beloved? Of course! Because winners are ALWAYS beloved.
I vote for Kirby—because America (and this tournament) needs STRONG LEADERSHIP, not some troon king running a circus of misery! #MAGA #FaggotTourney2025 🇺🇸
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I can't reply to this
mention of pro-ana online spaces
idk if this is a relatable experience but all my algorithm using social medias slowly becomes pro ana no matter what i do 😭😭😭 i think it's because i like fashion and cooking videos ??? but the girl slowly gets skinnyer and skinnyer and the meals get more diety and then suddenly its to far gone and the vids are telling me to starve myself 😭😭😭 like stay AWAY !!! idk how to stop it but ive had to restart my feeds like 3 times... this is why fedi is based and algorithms are hitlermy mouth is a machine that turns toothpaste into red toothpaste
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@eris Hey coworker, I went to check the time and got sent a thick wet hog. Come on over and check it out, I got it on my wrist right now.
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@raf @Hyperhidrosis yes. Post it
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@bulldoggirl300 i never expressed this bc its the hip new thing and im scared of fans but like
YES ITSUCKS
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@fiore @bulldoggirl300 the thing is w “Shoegaze” as a word Its lost all meaning it used 2 be super spacious , experimental rock shit like my bloody valentine But it has lost any meaning and Nowadays any rock song is called “shoegaze” . like thats just how it goes . its like how any slightly experimental pop or rap song is Immediately labled “hyperpop” . or people reffering to just Normal dnb music as “breakacore” lol . its an issue of ppl extrapolating one word to label genre So far that it has Zero concrete meaning and lost what it was originally abt
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@ellie @bulldoggirl300 yea in agree but also im specifically talking about actual shoegaze here hahahaha i just dont rlly like it >.<
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@fiore @bulldoggirl300 thats ok ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹 i love it Personally theres ( actual ) shoegaze albums that have Reshaped my soul lol
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@ellie @bulldoggirl300 i mean , go on w suggestions !! id b haopy to give it another try lol but yea it might just not b my genre , haha
still , suggestions appreciated ^^
@fiore @bulldoggirl300 i could go farther into the Meaninglessness of genre classification in music But i will spare u all from any more yapping LOL im very passionate abt this
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@ellie @bulldoggirl300 ithink i agree w u tho , also u can talk abt it all u want ^^ i like tjis topic
@bulldoggirl300 the guy who eats stuff on yt?
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RT: https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/objects/82a6caa6-7360-443b-ab62-822f57121b1e
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@prettygood is tracking one minute outages really necessary though?
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@amalthea@pl.noob.quest you know what to do to get a comment and a repeat /s
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