GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening

Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2024-03-23
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

IIRC mullvad technically allows mailing them cash as payment

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

though i'm not sure how happy post services would be about that

CC: @izzy@social.shadowkat.net

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

dw bl00d you're not blocked

CC: @MalibuSunrise@linfan.moe @anna@popbob.wtf

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

ok, blocked him, my apolocheese labubu girl 🙏🙏🙏

CC: @anna@popbob.wtf @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

ur my littel laboobie

CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

i think i've called him that as well, he used to get so mad over those names

CC: @anna@popbob.wtf

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

if i remember correctly, @ellie@yearning.gay is a musician

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

i was doing it for a while

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navi » 🌐 2025-09-03 / 2025-09-03
@navi@social.vlhl.dev

In 2023, the authors of the Zed text editor announced a GPUI framework that draws all UI elements using the GPU at 120 fps

i am sorry but why do they need to render a text editor at 120 frames per second?

any gui program for that matter, 120fps is just, so unnecessary for something that is mostly static and at most scrolls text

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

to make sure your laptop battery gets enough exercise

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Kirby » 🌐 2025-09-04 / 2025-09-04
@kirby@freerobuxextremist.com

>open email to prepare for incoming password reset email
>see "You can't miss this chance" from an asian sender name
>"oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me are they *already* sending me spam?"
>open the email
>"oh"

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Husky » 🌐 2025-09-04
@husky@stereophonic.space

You asked, I did it

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-04
@eris@p.enes.lv

The complaint is that there is almost no practical difference between enums and just doing a #define Monday 30, they aren't scoped/namespaced to the enum itself. Like if you wrote struct { int a; int b; }; and now anything.b always works. (Which is how ancient pre-standard C actually worked which is why you have fields in UNIX structures prefixed to make them unique, st_ for struct stat, tv_ for struct timeval, etc.)

CC: @meeper@udongein.xyz

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

if the opponent starts gooning, you win

CC: @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com

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miku, the princess of the world, looking down on you from her throne

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

you posted the older version with one ear

CC: @sam@froth.zone

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

why not k@ia

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

losing it at the comments

CC: @yourfavuseswafrn@app.wafrn.net @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

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paula8 » 🌐 2025-09-03
@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

I think nowadays it would be a "boomer" view, yes.

CC: @schappi@brotka.st

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SuperDicq » 🌐 2025-09-03
@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo

@arni@veganism.social @art@mastodon.sdf.org

the only thing Emacs wouldnt be good for is: Maps

Wrong. https://elpa.gnu.org/packages/doc/osm.html

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scriptjunkie » 🌐 2025-09-02
@sj@social.scriptjunkie.us

PHP

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hand drawn/comic sans graph titled "the link ends in .php" showing "My excitement" high in 2000 ("Wow! Dynamic site!") low in 2010 ("Ugh. old.") and high again in 2025 ("At least I know this page won't be all ads and AI slop")

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

Speech to text into a Notion document that automatically gets fed to an autonomous AI agent companion so that the human doesn't have to use its brain

CC: @schappi@brotka.st

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

good my stocks are doing good

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

i don't care about love, i only care about trout market profits

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georgia » 🌐 2025-09-03
@georgia@netzsphaere.xyz

youve nekoed your last bit

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

what mobie is it

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

ppl were mass deleting their stuff as some protest and reddit just rolled back all deletes lmao. can't do that to edits

CC: @eric@pl.starnix.network @newt@stereophonic.space

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Linus Tip Tips » 🌐 2025-09-03
@neko@clubcyberia.co

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

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raven (she/it) » 🌐 2025-09-01 / 2025-09-01
@sparklepanic@infosec.exchange

first time i ever captured lightning in photos and was actually rapidly pressing the shutter button on my phone

this was a loooooong time ago and didn't really know what i was doing in photography

#landscapephotography #photography

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lightning strike in the Grand Canyon taken from the South Rim

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スプリットショックウイルス † » 🌐 2025-09-01
@splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network

@eric

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matrix07012 » 🌐 2025-09-01
@matrix@gameliberty.club

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kaia » 💔 🌐 2025-09-01
@kaia@brotka.st

In Germany, when you have a photo for passport or ID card taken, your image gets uploaded to AWS. the photo gets submitted to German authorities with QR code they use to download from said US cloud services. this is not optional; without complying you cannot get a new passport or ID card.