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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

pretty sure you'll see their posts anyways, just defed them on your side

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    welcome home in potatoland

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      [?]bl00d » 🌐
      @bl00d@yourwalls.today

      this is me

      really small kitten on a kitchen countertop holding with it's front paws a potato with a text over it: "make me fries"

      Alt...really small kitten on a kitchen countertop holding with it's front paws a potato with a text over it: "make me fries"

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      you are cute

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        4t in t4t stands for fortran

        CC: @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          iGlorp baby

          the IKEA alien plushy looking at a phone screen showing cat brainrot videos edited to look like aliens

          Alt...the IKEA alien plushy looking at a phone screen showing cat brainrot videos edited to look like aliens

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          no i'm trying to get bl0b to promise to give half of the heart if it's on her side as well

          CC: @Aki@linfan.moe @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            what if her heart is on the right side

            CC: @Aki@linfan.moe @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              ohhh my bad, i thought mpreg meant male pregnancy. all along it was melon pregnancy. my apolocheese

              [?]paula8 » 🌐
              @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz


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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              okey

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                ok first i forcefem you and then i impregnate you

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  i impregnate you

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    ... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]looking good fiore

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      it can help split the load between legs and arms, but if you're all weak then yeahj

                      CC: @tisanae@yourwalls.today

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        way more annoying bcs MFM is at least contained to the post, these just flashbanged you with absolute placement over the entire screen as soon as the post loaded in background

                        CC: @reia@linfan.moe @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club @rose@social.pinkro.se

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          i liked marsey bouncing around so much i made it a part of my frontend. goatse covering the entire screen wasn't so fun though

                          CC: @reia@linfan.moe @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club @rose@social.pinkro.se

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            it is the web browser that does it as well, space collapsing, wrapping, etc

                            CC: @reia@linfan.moe

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              isn't pos1 home? i'd guess there's probably some fn+left and fn+right for home and end

                              CC: @kaia@brotka.st

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                a DB based on skip lists instead of trees.
                                isn't that redis

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  Québecois and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful white bitch ^_^
                                  literally what's the difference between those two

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    smash up ice, bring it indoors, melt it, pour it into the pond on the other side. literally tilting the pond

                                    CC: @jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      yay!!

                                        [?]R @ EMF (☎️ 7778) » 🌐
                                        @r@glauca.space

                                        question for the USB experts (boosts okay)

                                        do the USB specification and/or operating system APIs in practice define any sequencing requirements between requests on the control endpoint vs requests on a bulk endpoint?

                                        specifically, i am thinking of the requirement "For endpoints using data toggle, regardless of whether an endpoint has the Halt feature set, a ClearFeature(ENDPOINT_HALT) request always results in the data toggle being reinitialized to DATA0."

                                        if i have a BULK IN endpoint which is *not* halted, and a program running on the host platform tries to simultaneously read from the BULK IN endpoint as well as issuing a ClearFeature(ENDPOINT_HALT), can these requests race each other? what are the permissible outcomes of this situation?

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        yes, you should instead half-engrave&half-paste-paint the anime girl

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          but the website you linked says "buy a coffee" shameful lies

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            yeah that's kinda the problem of perpetual early access

                                            CC: @steffo@a.junimo.party

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              this thing: https://p.enes.lv/2/eris/p/1758878523.406355 which seems more than expected

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                                                [?]paula8 » 🌐
                                                @paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                @phoronix rust would have prevented that

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                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                  you can usually count syllables more accurately by checking how many times your mouth opens when saying the word (instead of checking for tongue touches). keep your hand on your jaw and count how many times it swings open noticeably, those are likely the vowels at the core of a syllable. this doesn't always work, because languages can have consonants for the basis of a syllable or you might have weird barely open semivowel at the end of a word and other nonsense.

                                                  CC: @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud @aetios@sns.minovsky.space @ErisNixie@neurodiverse.social

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    Linux sucks, Hurd is much better

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                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                    dw if i took you seriously i'd delete all mentions of brotka.st, blocked your instance and started looking up lawyers

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      maybe i mixed her up with someone else then

                                                      CC: @fif@femcel.online

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        pretty sure i saw posts of her complaining about java not working on bsd or something some time ago

                                                        CC: @fif@femcel.online

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                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                          doesn't she use some PinkBSD self made distro

                                                          CC: @fif@femcel.online

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            just search for a powershell user on linux

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                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                              Yes, I am processing personal data concerning you.

                                                              I'm too lazy to give you a zip of all the JSONs rn, remind me later.

                                                              purposes of processing: facilitating communication and information exchange with you
                                                              categories concerned: publicly posted information (including posts and profile data), private posts directed towards users of this instance
                                                              recipients: public information is available to anyone visiting the website, private information is exposed only to the individuals as requested by your software, identity is verified by a HTTP Basic Authentication login
                                                              storage period: idfk, i think snac has some auto cleanup, when i run out of storage, i'll delete it
                                                              sources of data: data subject's fediverse instance brotka.st
                                                              automated decision making: none

                                                              anonymised data: N/A

                                                              third party transfer: N/A, but see above for recipients of information

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                fedi instance written in python

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                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                  alright listen here my little pogchamp, mommy needs you to send her your credit card info when it comes in mail, surely you can do it, right? I'll commission a new pleromatan from wafu for you if you do it

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                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                    C, the language well known for its async capabilities

                                                                    CC: @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      isn't that like nixos

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                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                        ok but i'll be honest i actually thought they did lmao, that's why i posted my first reply

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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                          yet

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            you should just use systemd

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              just made some style food. idk i prefer my over whatever this shit is

                                                                              tortilla covered in tomato paste and very badly cut chunks of cheese

                                                                              Alt...tortilla covered in tomato paste and very badly cut chunks of cheese

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                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                i will rm -fr /usr

                                                                                CC: @newt@stereophonic.space

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                                                                                  [?]Rose Hellsing » 💔 🌐
                                                                                  @rose@social.pinkro.se

                                                                                  >random keymash in my terminal
                                                                                  >accidentally pasted my password
                                                                                  im the best to ever do it

                                                                                  [?]Layar Laut » 🌐
                                                                                  @layarlaut@misskey.id

                                                                                  My submission for Pleroma-tan in jersey maid (supposedly milf)

                                                                                  Why the jersey maid? I don't know, I just want to draw maid. I hope she's still recognizable without her default outfit.

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                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                    tell the creator i love their work

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