GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening

Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2024-03-23
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-08
@eris@p.enes.lv

It is very important for us moving forward to accurately portray the image of the Femcel brand, and I am worried that this isn't a faithful presentation. Are you free for a 1:1 sync-up on this issue tomo rrow at 9:30AM?

Sent from my iPhone

CC: @_@femcel.online

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proud+practicing necrophile!! » 💔 🌐 2025-10-08
@fif@femcel.online

@eris @_
🗓️ Marketing Meeting
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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-08
@eris@p.enes.lv

did he accidentally buy a wok or something

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-08
@eris@p.enes.lv

Analysis: police should investigate crimes, not commit them

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Michiru » 🌐 2025-10-07
@MichiruMichiMi@cawfee.club

"Magical ☆ Beretta."

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-07
@eris@p.enes.lv

liveleak was a website where you could watch stuff like chinese steel mill workers getting vaporised, it was meant to be no-censoring, upload anything happening, but ended up as a gore site

CC: @dagda@netzsphaere.xyz

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daniel:// stenberg:// » 🌐 2025-10-07 / 2025-10-07
@bagder@mastodon.social

As of now, I am no longer the author of more than half the lines added to the #curl repository. The "others" have overtaken me. I have now added less than half the lines.

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graph showing that "others" have now added more lines to the curl git repository than Daniel, with plots showing the growth since year 2000

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-07
@eris@p.enes.lv

stuff like 3D renderer software plugins might be written in python, I believe Blender has such feature and I wouldn't be surprised whatever they use in house would have some scripting to automate tedious things. This kinda fits the convenience script category but it is somewhat complex

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-06
@eris@p.enes.lv

ohhhhhhhh, i see, noted

CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-06
@eris@p.enes.lv

btw hi I'm white people

CC: @tisanae@yourwalls.today @coolbean@linfan.moe

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-06
@eris@p.enes.lv

hmmmm... you want to create things that will be loved by white people

CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-06
@eris@p.enes.lv

@gargron@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link can you ban this guy for being in my walls

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-06
@eris@p.enes.lv

you love white people? why?

CC: @coolbean@linfan.moe

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-06
@eris@p.enes.lv

Damn, I'm so feminine even my piss is pink

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-06
@eris@p.enes.lv

This is from me reading half of a long ass cohost post ages ago: the staff had a tendency to just post instead of working on stuff, so they never actually implemented any monetisation and ran out of money.

CC: @seanking@woem.men

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weed » 🌐 2025-10-03
@jepyang@wandering.shop

i love this

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a reddit post from /r/lego. the title is “Boy was this harder than I was expecting but I should have known better being colorblind. This set is so awesome!” the post below is of a pride-themed lego set, where a bunch of color-coordinated minifigs stand on a stage made of pride flag stripes. the set is intended to go black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pastel blue, white, pink. but the person posting is has mixed up a few of the bricks of several adjacent colors. below is a comment that says “colorblind pride flag just dropped” and below the comment someone has created a pride flag that includes all the sections of switched colors from the lego build.

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

ah yes the cohost way of running things

CC: @seanking@woem.men

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

I'll get you!!!

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

I used to have Steam full of pirated games that I added as non-steam games, in general it doesn't care, but obviously you won't have achievements or such stuff

CC: @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz @aetios@sns.minovsky.space

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

"applying the patch", "pushing the commit", what next? Waiting until I die in the repo of giants?

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魅洏烂 M.E.R. ䷔ » 🌐 2025-10-03
@mer@yourwalls.today

>based on your likes
okay tumblr, have you heard to tact?

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-03
@eris@p.enes.lv

wafkit

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「VRISKAHAUSEN」 » 🌐 2025-10-02
@vriska@lizards.live

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Miss Orbface (huge shallot era) » 🌐 2025-10-02
@tisanae@yourwalls.today

If anyone have issues with a wifirst captive portal i made a script to autologin without a browser

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-10-02
@eris@p.enes.lv

nice art nekotrit, you are a very talented artist

CC: @Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co

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Gabbo the wafrn dev guy » 🌐 2025-10-01 / 2025-10-01
@gabboman@app.wafrn.net

Wafrn has it for you

#It-actually-does

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-30
@eris@p.enes.lv

pretty sure you'll see their posts anyways, just defed them on your side

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-30
@eris@p.enes.lv

welcome home in potatoland

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bl00d » 🌐 2025-09-30
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

this is me

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really small kitten on a kitchen countertop holding with it's front paws a potato with a text over it: "make me fries"

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-30
@eris@p.enes.lv

you are cute

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-30
@eris@p.enes.lv

4t in t4t stands for fortran

CC: @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-29
@eris@p.enes.lv

B00b

CC: @Aki@linfan.moe @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club @mold@yourwalls.today

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-29
@eris@p.enes.lv

iGlorp baby

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the IKEA alien plushy looking at a phone screen showing cat brainrot videos edited to look like aliens

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-29
@eris@p.enes.lv

no i'm trying to get bl0b to promise to give half of the heart if it's on her side as well

CC: @Aki@linfan.moe @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-29
@eris@p.enes.lv

what if her heart is on the right side

CC: @Aki@linfan.moe @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-29 / 2025-09-29
@eris@p.enes.lv

ohhh my bad, i thought mpreg meant male pregnancy. all along it was melon pregnancy. my apolocheese

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paula8 » 🌐 2025-09-29
@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-29
@eris@p.enes.lv

okey

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-29
@eris@p.enes.lv

ok first i forcefem you and then i impregnate you

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-29
@eris@p.enes.lv

i impregnate you

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-28
@eris@p.enes.lv

... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

looking good fiore

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-27
@eris@p.enes.lv

it can help split the load between legs and arms, but if you're all weak then yeahj

CC: @tisanae@yourwalls.today

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-27
@eris@p.enes.lv

way more annoying bcs MFM is at least contained to the post, these just flashbanged you with absolute placement over the entire screen as soon as the post loaded in background

CC: @reia@linfan.moe @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club @rose@social.pinkro.se

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-27
@eris@p.enes.lv

i liked marsey bouncing around so much i made it a part of my frontend. goatse covering the entire screen wasn't so fun though

CC: @reia@linfan.moe @fiore@shrimptest.bedwetting.club @rose@social.pinkro.se

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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) » 🌐 2025-09-27
@eris@p.enes.lv

it is the web browser that does it as well, space collapsing, wrapping, etc

CC: @reia@linfan.moe