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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

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    :pantsu1: 🏳‍⚧ »
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    @eris why is it back

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      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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      It was here all the time

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        twoja stara »
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        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

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            my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches

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              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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              Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

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                  ah yes. the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" feature. it took me a while to find that it exists and turn it off...

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

                    [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

                    2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

                    Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    You aren't a real man tho, never were, never will be

                    CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                      I thought you're too dysphoric for that

                      CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                        We are so back ukkotters

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                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                          Not very so far, its database is the filesystem. I honestly think this is faster than my pleroma & akkoma was

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                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                            Oh that was me being a retard, i made some files 0640 owned by root while the daemon was a different user

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                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                              Alhamdulillah

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                I think i saw porn and gore as sfw coming from you and ppl complaining about it

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                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                  Why do you mark your recipe screenshots as NSFW but not this

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                                    vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                    @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                    @r000t i should sign up to cohost

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                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                      CC @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe wonder if shrine.moe is still blocking me

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                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                        It doesn't make it seem complicated but some of them could go into the instructions i think

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                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                          It's quite autistic but works well and nah i'm running it on Debian 🥀

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                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                            I should disappear

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                                            You gobble them up then you gobble them out then you repeat, infinite nut glitch

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                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                              LOW

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                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                Well.. if you want to be...

                                                CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone @voltrina@pl.voltrina.net @sandy@tooters.org

                                                Mousing over (mouse not visible) a button labelled MUTE, popup says "Block any activity from this user forever"

                                                Alt...Mousing over (mouse not visible) a button labelled MUTE, popup says "Block any activity from this user forever"

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                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                  Complain to your admins who think I'm a bot

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                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                    Ah fuck I hope you manage to find ways to cope with it

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                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                      lightly bonks your head

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                                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                        Used to happen to me when I was ~20, the cause was lack of iron (IIRC) in blood so I ended up taking some supplements and making sure I don't eat like a starved Irish child. Wouldn't say my eating habits are great but they're slightly better and I am no longer seeing the hyperjump animation from star wars when i stand up so idk perhaps worth adding some spinach or blood to your diet

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                                                          kaia »
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                                                          cell must try this :aismug:

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                                                            wife »
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                                                            @bl00d@akko.disqordia.space @eris@p.enes.lv probably because i breathe out yellow air so that mixes with the blue mould to become green

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                                                              Kaia from your walls »
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                                                              people buy expensive blue cheese, but they don't know you can buy a regular one and leave it for some time and it becomes blue by itself

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                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                              My @wife@p.enes.lv does this

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                                                                wife »
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                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                More like the hell going on with your fonts

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                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                  ukko reacted with 🥴

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                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                    hungwy

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                                                                      Julia :v_bi: »
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                                                                      @paula9@comp.lain.la oh. I'm sorry for your loss

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                                                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                        me in america asking the americans why they don't simply drink the premium ethanol instead of buying expensive weed and crack cocane

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                                                                        meso »
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                                                                        @eris methanol is really good for racecars as well. drink methanol its really good

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                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                          Sadly enough my spirit tolerance isn't high enough for methanol yet but yeah its fragrance is otherworldy

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                                                                            meso »
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                                                                            @eris king i was joking do not drink methanol it's toxic and debilitating for everyone no matter your ethanol tolerance. even a little bit of it will at least destroy your optic nerves

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                                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                              Yeah I'm also joking, because smelling its fumes is enough to fuck up eyesight

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                                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                No idea, I just saw an American complain about gas prices being "3.50 for a gallon of premium ethanol", in Latvia "premium ethanol" is middle-to-top-shelf with a beeper attached in the alcohol section

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                                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                  Yea idk doesn't add up for me, if I had enough corn to wast it on distilling my own ethanol I wouldn't need to buy it as well. Sadly I don't have it, I am a successfully dekulakified Latvian (I am alive) and also I am a citydweller so I have to buy ethanol. Actually now I am thinking it might actually be cheap enough to re-distill fuel ethanol lmfao actually have people tried that

                                                                                    the stuff »
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                                                                                    what they don't want you to know

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                                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                    And I can make a computer myself if I have a factory, what's the point

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                                                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                      Lack of innovation, this is how Latvians invented denim jeans, why would it not be used for drinking as well??

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                                                                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                        I'm not Bulgarian I can't drink gas instead of ethanol

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                                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                          Just found out that premium ethanol is only 3.50 dollars per gallon in USA. Bitch why would anyone be anti-American may the stars and stripes fly high forever. and that's fucking Premium. Neo-liberalism works!

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                                                                                          wife »
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                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv girlboss 🥰🥰

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                                                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                            WAOT TAHT WAS A JOKE

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