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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi and Hanekawa Tsubasa, specifically by https://x.com/mani_ma/status/1973769856714760502
Previous PFP is Suzy, secret Undertale character only mentioned
Previous² PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically by https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous³ PFP was dead Marsey
Previous⁴ PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous⁵ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁶ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁷ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

eriscon is not happening
Main: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
Pronounce: she/he
XMPP: ukko@hollow.capital
Telegram: girlwife
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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[?]tillian 🦊🇰🇿:antifa: ACAB » 🌐
@mynameistillian@plush.city

"i pull men" i pull women" "i pull enbies" well i pull doors that say push

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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
@eris@p.enes.lv

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    Pepper and bell pepper I think. And if it's still too ambiguous, spice pepper / pepper spice (or even more specific, chili pepper, black pepper, white pepper, paprika, etc).

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      i thought you went into labour and gave birth to a litter of puppies (korone is the father)

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        average websocket experience

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          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          "L+no bitches+fucked your mom+go be a monk" - st Augustine

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            [?]myrmepropagandist » 🌐
            @futurebird@sauropods.win

            Are Humans Self-Aware?

            Ants have often tested humans for self awareness. They placed objects in our homes and were shocked we didn't cover them in sand.

            "Although humans build interesting nests & show signs of cooperation, can they really have rich inner lives like ants? Unlikely."

            They laid pheromone trails & we ignored them.

            "Even a newly eclosed callow or a termite could have followed these trails! Human intelligence is perhaps similar to that of a lichen... or perhaps an aphid at best."

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            [?]wigbert » 🌐
            @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

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              [?]‮ » 🌐
              @astrid@woem.space

              san francisco centre, san francisco, the dead mall in the middle of the city

              a bluescreen in the center of a white and gold maze of escalators and balconies. nobody's there and there's dimly-lit sections where store entrances used to be.

              Alt...a bluescreen in the center of a white and gold maze of escalators and balconies. nobody's there and there's dimly-lit sections where store entrances used to be.

              same bluescreen from earlier but now we're also looking at the atrium where the string lights are hanging down from the skylight

              Alt...same bluescreen from earlier but now we're also looking at the atrium where the string lights are hanging down from the skylight

              looking up at the skylight, there are three layers of escalators and string lights. nobody is on the escalators. that would be quite silly as there is little to buy

              Alt...looking up at the skylight, there are three layers of escalators and string lights. nobody is on the escalators. that would be quite silly as there is little to buy

              looking down into an empty food section, the colors make the area look very confusing in terms of depth.

              Alt...looking down into an empty food section, the colors make the area look very confusing in terms of depth.

              a warmly lit vacant shop with wood detailings. completely empty. what was sold there? who the hell knows! not i.

              Alt...a warmly lit vacant shop with wood detailings. completely empty. what was sold there? who the hell knows! not i.

              a cluster of four massage chairs in a dead, empty hallway

              Alt...a cluster of four massage chairs in a dead, empty hallway

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              Berkeley Distribution of Sado-Masochism

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              but you're mom??!??

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                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                @eris@p.enes.lv

                https://pastebin.com/dt4QmWS2

                ^ this is how the activity ended up looking like on my instance, if you're curious

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                  [?]vaartis comes from the earth » 🌐
                  @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                  I hope you'll be entertained (genuine, not sarcasm) that whatever closing stuff your post messed up combined with snac's adhoc HTML sanitization means that half of my timeline, including people's names and such is tiny and it's kinda hilarious, two pics included, above and below. (this fault's on my side for not sanitizing enough don't worry)

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    the guests probably deserved it

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                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                      sorry I keep forgetting

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        thanks for the spoilers /s

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          oh hell yeah seals are good

                          CC: @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            gateway drug

                            CC: @rose@snac.pinkro.se

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                              [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
                              @eris@yourwalls.today

                              Recently I made a joke that I would commit acts of oral sex on Luigi Mangione.

                              After reviewing the public criticism, I realize I was wrong in this and my actions and statements were not okay and go against the values and morals I hold as a person.

                              In the future I'll make sure to include I eat his ass too. Tongue all up in those cheeks. It wasn't okay to leave that out.

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              Recently I made a joke that I would commit acts of hand holding on Eris Disqordia.

                              After reviewing the public criticism, I realize I was wrong in this and my actions and statements were not okay and go against the values and morals I hold as a person.

                              In the future I'll make sure to include I hug her too. Hands wrapped all around that body. It wasn't okay to leave that out.

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                                [?]NANCY COMICS BY BUSHMILLER » 🌐
                                @nancycomics@mastodon.social

                                Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
                                December 08,1943

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                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                Cheers!

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  kde one doesn't have a size limit I think, I've managed to get the cursor vertically larger than my monitor by wiggling it

                                  CC: @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz

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                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                    oupsie hehe

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                                      [?]Tomáš » 🌐
                                      @prahou@merveilles.town

                                      christmas heat

                                      Girl is reading THE COLD WAR IN PIX book. Girl: "OB, what month is it?" OpenBlade: "What calendar? You have to be specific. I'm not some approximation generator. I am a meticulously engineer-" Girl: "The one we use." OpenBlade: "Oh. 'Probably December'. Girl: "MAAAASTER!!!" Fish: "What?" Girl: "It's almost probably christmas!" Fish looks out the window. "Oh yeah!"

                                      Alt...Girl is reading THE COLD WAR IN PIX book. Girl: "OB, what month is it?" OpenBlade: "What calendar? You have to be specific. I'm not some approximation generator. I am a meticulously engineer-" Girl: "The one we use." OpenBlade: "Oh. 'Probably December'. Girl: "MAAAASTER!!!" Fish: "What?" Girl: "It's almost probably christmas!" Fish looks out the window. "Oh yeah!"

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                                        [?]N33R "Wehrpflichtentziehung durch Verstümmelung" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian: » 🌐
                                        @N33R@fops.cloud

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                                        [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: » 🌐
                                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                        free asbestos? count me in!

                                        high quality pink glass refill with free asbestos

                                        Alt...high quality pink glass refill with free asbestos

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                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                        i believe it was nekobit's rdrama user music

                                        CC: @neko@clubcyberia.co

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          You can help by removing some of the penises

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                                            [?]Linus Tip Tips » 🌐
                                            @neko@clubcyberia.co

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: » 🌐
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              RPG where you start with 0 build points and have to explicitly list all the languages you're illiterate in to afford skills

                                              CC: @apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises

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