[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

i will hug the fediverses most loved bootloader developer in just 2 weeks

RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@ariadne/116241362280752791

THIS FUCKER'S INSTANCE CAN'T DO “RE: URL”!

The reason this account looks like it's ran by 3 insane peoploe is because there are 3 insane peoeple who develop the game. One of them eats glue. No idea wwhat the other 2 do anymore. I stopped talking with them becuase they accused me of being weird -_- Yeah ok.... well. ok Yeah i think they are right. I literally ate glue. That is just a bit weird. OK....Whatever. To us, the sun is a big bright yellow ball, but to the sun, we are all the same, and tiny, like butterflies---beautiful.

so i’ve been debugging an issue where wine was segfaulting for like an hour now

turns out my gcc is completely fucked.

// test.c
#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    printf("%s\n", argv[0]);
}

$ gcc -m32 test.c -o test
$ ./gcc
[1]    13700 segmentation fault  ./test

the issue is that it does jmp main in _start instead of call main. this leads to the arguments being shifted, i.e. argc becomes what was supposed to be the value of argv, and argv becomes 0x0.

what the actual fuck? how does this happen? is this a known bug? i didn’t even update my system in a while, i don’t understand why it would randomly start breaking 😭 what the hell

$ gcc --version
gcc (Gentoo 14.3.1_p20250801 p4) 14.3.1 20250801

if you want realism go outside

Whoever came up with the TMA vs TME thing is much better at remembering how words are spelled than I am.

liked chief het art its over

the fedi on the midnight is completely different from fedi on the morning-evening.

I wonder what's the fasted way to compute the median of three numbers?
the naive approach is to just sort the list:

sort({a, b, c})[1];

a ^ b ^ c ^ min(a,b,c) ^ max(a,b,c);

bro london stinks

You must pick one very minor talent:

s3 client on your filea manager 😭

RE: https://kde.social/@carl/116222764208726560

THIS FUCKER'S INSTANCE CAN'T DO “RE: URL”!

>exit clothes store without buying anything
>cashier says: "i wouldn't buy this shit either"
😭

RE: bbs.619.hu/notes/ajnomt474s89sm2v