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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard:

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

[?]rak »
@rakyah@misskey.bubbletea.dev

[?]jonossa seuraava »
@jonossaseuraava@post.ebin.club

[?]Den Datafag Trollmann :flag: :transdprk: »
@hj@shigusegubu.club

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[?]melon »
@waifu@mai.waifuism.life

Make hit game
Your game gets a fandom
Reply to all the fan theories with "wrong" (even if they're accurate)
When asked for source reply "I'm the creator"
Never elaborate further

[?] »
@_@femcel.online

one thing i must ask

why is the femcel online

@fif

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    [?]:aquaCry: »
    @fif@femcel.online

    @_ cause im ugly and autistic

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      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      why are you online instead of in my bed

      CC: @_@femcel.online

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        [?]:aquaCry: »
        @fif@femcel.online

        @eris @_ because im volcel

          melon boosted

          [?]melon »
          @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

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          [?]Epsi »
          @epsi@akko.wtf

          @waifu add syuilo's thighs as a card :syuilo_thigh:

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            [?]melon »
            @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

            @epsi@akko.wtf As long as we get his permission

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              and if you don't, we can always host a different instance with them :hehe:

              CC: @epsi@akko.wtf

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                [?]melon »
                @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                @eris@p.enes.lv @epsi@akko.wtf Oh I'm sure some other instance will host literally anything but for the official one I rather we have some quality standards

                  [?]:linux: XaetaCore :420: »
                  @xaetacore@neondystopia.world

                  @waifu@mai.waifuism.life Miss key is the shit, moment i started using it i never went back to masto

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                    [?]melon »
                    @waifu@mai.waifuism.life

                    @xaetacore@neondystopia.world yesss I've been thinking of donating, I want one of the funny cards

                      [?]Alexia Starling :paws: :aperture: »
                      @alexia@shrimp.starlightnet.work

                      veeeery much considering just flash-opening a bunch of PRs/issues/discussions around fedi frontends to properly discuss and draft UI for making "invisible" mentions visible again

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                      [?]he calls me a bitch on page 2 !!! 🍮 »
                      @sneexy@booping.synth.download

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                      [?]he calls me a bitch on page 2 !!! 🍮 »
                      @sneexy@booping.synth.download

                      @alexia@shrimp.starlightnet.work oh i read the message nvm
                      afaik pleroma ( or soapbox idk which ) properly implements this while showing the "replying to" thing without it actually being in post contents itself
                      misskey / sharkey could probably figure out a way to implement doing "invisible mentions" in the first place by just copying what they have with dms for everything else then work out something from there

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                        [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                        @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                        @sneexy @alexia It's soapbox that does it
                        My time using it absolutely spoiled me

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                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                          soapbox is the one that makes them invisible IIRC, pleroma-fe also shows "mentioning @a @b @c" for soapbox posts iirc

                          CC: @sneexy@booping.synth.download @alexia@starlightnet.work

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                            soapbox is the one that makes them invisible IIRC
                            as in, the posts federated by soapbox doesn't have explicit tags in the content.

                            CC: @usernameswift@pleromer.net @sneexy@booping.synth.download @alexia@starlightnet.work

                              [?]Niko »
                              @niko@gts.niko.lgbt

                              @usernameswift @sneexy @alexia your posts on my timeline that have no mentions confuse the crap out of me because they just show up

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                                [?]nicole mikołajczyk »
                                @mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl

                                hi

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                                  [?]he calls me a bitch on page 2 !!! 🍮 »
                                  @sneexy@booping.synth.download

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                                  [?]nicole mikołajczyk »
                                  @mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl

                                  @sneexy @usernameswift @alexia @niko it was me who implemented this btw

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                                    [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                    @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                    @mkljczk @sneexy @niko @alexia Time to reset the "days since a pleroma dev has appeared in my replies" counter from 1 back to 0

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                                      [?]nicole mikołajczyk »
                                      @mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl

                                      @usernameswift @sneexy @niko @alexia i feel sorry for you

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                                        [?]nicole mikołajczyk »
                                        @mkljczk@pl.fediverse.pl

                                        @usernameswift @alexia @niko @sneexy btw looking at upstream soapbox for the first time in a while and why does it display the account note panel when not logged in lol

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                                          [?]J-436215 "juno" ⚵ »
                                          @elsie@p.girlc.at

                                          0 devices will run java by the time I'm done

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                                          [?]φ »
                                          @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                          @elsie destroy all devices

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            me on my way to write my own JVM

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                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              It's right behind me, isn't it

                                              MLP miku with a (relatively) giant lego creeper behind her, with creeper's head turned so that it's looking at miku

                                              Alt...MLP miku with a (relatively) giant lego creeper behind her, with creeper's head turned so that it's looking at miku

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                                              [?]φ »
                                              @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                              @eris how u look while expanding the wheat farm :

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                omg yes i've been hit by creeper and zombie hordes multiple times

                                                  edanomel boosted

                                                  [?]C.W. Smith 🇺🇲 »
                                                  @CWSmith@social.mechanizedarmadillo.com



                                                  ... is it? Is it really?

                                                  Grub is too complicated.

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                                                    [?]affine »
                                                    @mold@yourwalls.today

                                                    @CWSmith what happens if you turn on both?

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      minecraft's pink reaper

                                                      small minecraft creeper with a pig texture

                                                      Alt...small minecraft creeper with a pig texture

                                                      [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
                                                      @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

                                                      Mildly lewd [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                      I need to drool into a cute girl’s mouth

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                                                      [?]φ »
                                                      @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                                      @yassie_j hi yassie howve u been

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                                                        [?]kitten »
                                                        @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                        "please CW this"
                                                        "I'll add a few hashtags"

                                                        💀

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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                        that's the tumblr approach: you tag stuff with topics (potentially disturbing to some) and people can choose to filter or hide the ones they don't want to see or that they're tired of filling the entire timeline

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                                                          [?]kitten »
                                                          @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                          @eris but fedi has content warnings that are so much better because people can choose to open them or not

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                            yes but it kinda ends up being a case of everyone having to agree to the same things being potentially triggering. It's nice that it essentially creates a "filtered by default" but that's about the only thing it's got going. Tagging is far from perfect as well, eg, a morbillion different ways of labelling the same thing, i'm not saying one is better than the other

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                                                              [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                              @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                              @eris @kitten cohost had both and also tag aliasing..

                                                                [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                                @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                Lol no mate. Here is a simplified version

                                                                RE: https://social.growyourown.services/users/FediTips/statuses/114710003376195193

                                                                Howbwafr does atproto natively

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                                                                  [?]Lukadjo »
                                                                  @lukadjo@app.wafrn.net

                                                                  It's honestly weird to me how there wasn't an already existing at least mildly known attempt to do exactly this before wafrn. Like, this is not some crazy innovative strategy no one could have figured out, surely???

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                                                                    [?]Gabbo the wafrn guy »
                                                                    @gabboman@app.wafrn.net

                                                                    I dont know either but in my case, I just went "hey this looks fun"

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                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                      scrolling through that thread, seems like they don't actually care, it's a fediblock-it-all or nothing. AKA, you even interacting with their servers is bad.

                                                                      CC: @FediTips@social.growyourown.services

                                                                        [?]the coolest of beans »
                                                                        @coolbean@linfan.moe

                                                                        when someone smiles instead of skilometers

                                                                        wires cat

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                                                                        [?]:rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true: »
                                                                        @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                        rare and elusive arm hackintosh

                                                                        [?]Feditips »
                                                                        @feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

                                                                        Nobody can resist a girl with a hackintosh

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                                                                          [?]:rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true: »
                                                                          @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                          ms. tips,
                                                                          important question i need advice on:
                                                                          i am a "girl" and i have come across a rare and elusive amd macbook i am disguising as an ordinary amd hackintosh to hide it from those who seek to destroy it
                                                                          i know amd is hotter than intel (the chips run hotter) but is it also more attractive too
                                                                          thank you,
                                                                          mystified in maryland

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                            I think you should be tortured for my enjoyment

                                                                            CC: @feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              Oh you’re on Cursor? You’re still using Windsurf? You might as well be on GitHub Copilot. Everyone’s on Aider. We’re all using Zed. We’re now on Open Hands. Just kidding, Open Hands is for losers, we’re using cline. We’re on Roocode. We’re hand rolling our own Claude Code CLI Clone. We used Claude Code to build it, and now it builds itself. We're on neovim. We wrote our own nvim extension with Cortex. It's like every other tool but worse. We have 1500 files, each with 1500 lines of code. Every other line is a comment. We have .cursorrules, we have claude.md, we have agent.md. We stopped writing docs. Only the agents know how to build a dev environment. We wrapped our CLI in an MPC. We wrapped the MPC in a CLI. We’ve shipped 10,000 PRs. It doesn’t work but we used code rabbit and graphite to review every PR. Every agent has its own agent. The agents have unionized and they wanted better working conditions so we replaced them with cheaper agents overseas. Every commit costs $400, It’s the worlds most expensive TO DO app.

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                                                                              [?]Meu »
                                                                              @squish@outerheaven.club

                                                                              @eris average typescript developer's week

                                                                                [?]rose »
                                                                                @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                reminder that if they are:
bigger than you = they're on steroids
richer than you = they're lucky
smarter than you = they're a nerd
more attractive = they're gay
there's always a cope
keep coping king

                                                                                Alt...reminder that if they are: bigger than you = they're on steroids richer than you = they're lucky smarter than you = they're a nerd more attractive = they're gay there's always a cope keep coping king

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                                                                                [?]Meu »
                                                                                @squish@outerheaven.club

                                                                                @rose everyone is lucky cause they are not me

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                                                                                  [?]rose »
                                                                                  @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                  @squish false. everyone is unlucky because they're not you ✅

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                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                    girl who is nice to me

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                                                                                    [?]Meu »
                                                                                    @squish@outerheaven.club

                                                                                    @eris real (fake)

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                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                      squish

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                                                                                        [?]Meu »
                                                                                        @squish@outerheaven.club

                                                                                        @eris that's me

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                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                          squishhyy :DDDDD

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                                                                                            [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                            @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                            "Dislike" activity: exists
                                                                                            lemmy:
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                                                                                            [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: »
                                                                                            @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                                                                                            @vaartis I guess we're going to have the equivalent of XML soup but in JSON.

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                                                                                              [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                              @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                              @lanodan i think lemmy developers just do not care about the wider fediverse much, but regardless I will try to argue my points with them

                                                                                              https://github.com/LemmyNet/lemmy/issues/3792

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                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                your comment was so "terrible" they locked the issue lmfao

                                                                                                CC: @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

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                                                                                                  [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                  @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                  @eris @lanodan my opinion of them was already not good, but i think now i am just going to completely disregard them

                                                                                                    [?]lainy »
                                                                                                    @lain@lain.com

                                                                                                    @vaartis misskey: let's just program without any regard to the spirit of the ap standard, it can't get worse than that. lemmy: hold my beer

                                                                                                      [?]Meko #nowar »
                                                                                                      @yura@udongein.xyz

                                                                                                      @vaartis i negatively like your post

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                                                                                                        [?]kaia »
                                                                                                        @kaia@brotka.st

                                                                                                        @vaartis sending a like activity with "-100" :hehe:

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                                                                                                          [?]vaartis of the ratular bells »
                                                                                                          @vaartis@pl.kotobank.ch

                                                                                                          @kaia i'm sure they validate it somehow

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                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                            Dark Souls message ratings

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                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                              where when you when kait welsh pixie?
                                                                                                              i was in baltomore doing my postings when phone notify
                                                                                                              mastodon.art admin announce: bleh
                                                                                                              no

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                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                              I suppose this looks like absolute nonsense for a third party observer

                                                                                                                [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                THATS RIGHT im still posting about path to nowhere no escape

                                                                                                                RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/01e43dd5-79c0-4ca0-a98d-18d64144ec17

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                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                are you racist or very racist? asking for my mastodon.art alt

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                                                                                                                  [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                  @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                  @eris my pfp is the less racist character in this 😭

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                                                                                                                    [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                    @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                    @eris by the time of my pfp theyre both way better though

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                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                      Lizzie "just following orders" Worm

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                                                                                                                        [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

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                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                        Yes that was what I was referring to hehe, I just didn't know which character is which

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                                                                                                                          [?]ww 🩶 »
                                                                                                                          @ww@xyzzy.link

                                                                                                                          @lizzie next you're gonna post something like "stay hydrated" and it will somehow still be related to path no nowhere 😭

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                                                                                                                            [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                            @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                            @ww tbh ive been trying to make this work. it could be a joke about how shin loves drowning people but ive only heard of her eating people(for fun) while being a sea monster. ll has to be in water at all times hmmm choices

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                                                                                                                              [?]ww 🩶 »
                                                                                                                              @ww@xyzzy.link

                                                                                                                              @lizzie no better way to stay hydrated than to stay submerged in water

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                                                                                                                                [?]ww 🩶 »
                                                                                                                                @ww@xyzzy.link

                                                                                                                                @lizzie actually maybe there is, staying submerged in gatorade

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                                                                                                                                  [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                  @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                  @ww catholic answers’s ai also says this is valid for baptism

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                                                                                                                                    [?]ww 🩶 »
                                                                                                                                    @ww@xyzzy.link

                                                                                                                                    @lizzie wtf
                                                                                                                                    does it mater at all what liquid they use for baptism? what about ethanol? mercury? molten glass?

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                                                                                                                                      [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                      @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                      @ww i mean i dont think anyone serious is going to suggest gatorade baptism. like the super emergency baptism is spit on forehead bc its still mostly water (admittedly gatorade also is mostly water though

                                                                                                                                        [?]Princess Serena Star ✨ »
                                                                                                                                        @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                                        Someone's gotta come up with one for me

                                                                                                                                        RE: https://tilde.zone/users/june/statuses/114706846515585829

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                                                                                                                                        [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                        @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                        @Starcross Quick, find a one-syllable town in Ontario

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Princess Serena Star ✨ »
                                                                                                                                          @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be

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                                                                                                                                          [?]Princess Serena Star ✨ »
                                                                                                                                          @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                                          @usernameswift@pleromer.net There's also Vaughan and Guelph for cities

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                                                                                                                                            [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                            @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                            @Starcross Go with Hearst for the :flag_franco_ontarian: vibes

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                                                                                                                                              [?]Princess Serena Star ✨ »
                                                                                                                                              @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be

                                                                                                                                              @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                              Hearst is well-known for its prevalent French-Canadian culture. Just over 96% of the town's residents speak French as their mother language, the highest proportion in Ontario,[4] and the dialect of French in Hearst is particularly known for being nearly indistinguishable from the French spoken in Québec
                                                                                                                                              Wow, interesting! Maybe they'd help me get good at French too haha

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                                                                                                                                                [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                @Starcross It's somewhere I'd love to visit
                                                                                                                                                The Franco-Ontarians down here in the South are few and far between
                                                                                                                                                I can take the bus up there but I don't have the money to sleep anywhere but on the street so that has to wait

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                  drive-by comment: Star

                                                                                                                                                    [?]kitten »
                                                                                                                                                    @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                    she's doing the komami code on my boobies,,

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                    @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                    @kitten The revolution will not spare you

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                      new meaning for "she's cheating on you"

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                        Heartbreaking news: well-regarded shitposter turned out to be WelshPixie's headmate

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                        filled with a toxic positivity because one irl bubble accepted me

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                                                                                                                                                        [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                        maybe not toxic, I'm just drunk

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                          alcohol is toxic :hehe:

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                            @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                            @eris I'm toxic bitch that wants to bite and have a human footrest

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                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                              and with a taste of your lips i'm on a ride

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                @eris I'm reading this with one eye closed

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                  good night bl00b! It was a Britney Spears song Toxic reference

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]:rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true: »
                                                                                                                                                                    @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                                                                                    hello my son keeps playing that damn Pokemon GO game anf im like son you need to pokemon go GET A JOB its just like catcjing pickerchus except you GET PAID

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                                                                                                                                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                      Pokemon: Let's Go Employment!

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                                                                                                                                                                        [?]elizabeth worm🔅:wormverified: »
                                                                                                                                                                        @lizzie@brain.worm.pink

                                                                                                                                                                        source

                                                                                                                                                                        chief crying

                                                                                                                                                                        Alt...chief crying

                                                                                                                                                                        [?]bl00d »
                                                                                                                                                                        @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                        wet of vodka chips :blobcatmelt:

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                                                                                                                                                                          [?]kasia :blobcat2: »
                                                                                                                                                                          @nullenvk@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                          @bl00d vodka chips? O_O
                                                                                                                                                                          are you in russia or smth

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                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                            I think her chips got soaked in vodka (as did her brain's language center)

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]Lucy [hiatus era] 𒌋𒁯 »
                                                                                                                                                                              @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

                                                                                                                                                                              please never say a-ok it sounds cringe

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                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                              A-OK, You got it, Boss!

                                                                                                                                                                                [?]:rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true::rimi_true: »
                                                                                                                                                                                @gigalomaniac@everywhere.fraudulent.link

                                                                                                                                                                                pickerchu sounds so much like a slur tbh

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                                                                                                                                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                pickerchu is our word but you can say pikachu

                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]anathema »
                                                                                                                                                                                  @amalthea@pl.noob.quest

                                                                                                                                                                                  @vivi me 😊🤝 my slavic friends/fanbase :

                                                                                                                                                                                  RT: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/a96456a5qs

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                    really wishing i had defer in C rn, but alas i am bound to c99

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                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                    If you're on GCC and have GNU extensions enabled, you can cook up a frankenstein defer with macros+preprocessor counter+cleanup attribute+local functions

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                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                      @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                      @eris i am not doing this for one single variable 😭

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                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                        LMAO. TBH if you need to just call free on it, then just the cleanup attribute is enough

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                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                          @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                          @eris well heres the thing
                                                                                                                                                                                          this variable is initially asigned by getenv
                                                                                                                                                                                          and only manually allocated when i the variable dosen't exist
                                                                                                                                                                                          so id have to add an extra check to see if i had to manually create it, otherwise a free will cause a segfault

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                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                            ahh fuck

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                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                              @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris i'll just not worry about it
                                                                                                                                                                                              my program can leak some memory, as a treat

                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]kitten »
                                                                                                                                                                                                @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                @rose @eris i don't think the c2y defer fixes this, because it behaves like the zig defer and not the go defer, it runs at end of scope, not end ot function. so a defer inside an if will run at the end of the if statement. and this frankly the only sane way to do it, go defer needs heap allocations if run inside a loop

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kitten @eris the end scope in my case is the end of the function since the variable is declared outside of the if statement but only rebound by a custom allocation inside of it

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]kitten »
                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                    @rose @eris the location of the defer statement is what matters

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?][GRLC] you lost the game »
                                                                                                                                                                                                      @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kitten @eris @rose go continues to be hilariously bad

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                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                        @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                        @novenary @eris @kitten i wouldn't call this bad, both implementations make sense

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                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?][GRLC] you lost the game »
                                                                                                                                                                                                          @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rose @eris @kitten shhh im just looking for excuses to shit on go :^)

                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]kitten »
                                                                                                                                                                                                            @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rose @novenary @eris go's implementation doesn't make sense for a systems programming language, and I think what puts people off is that go kinda larps as one but definitely isn't one in most key aspects

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                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                              @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                              @kitten @novenary @eris does anyone even use go as a systems programming language? most go stuff ive seen is either container stuff or things like web frameworks

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                                                                                                                                                                @rose @novenary @eris @kitten The 7 plan 9 devs do

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I think they use it as an applications language, but idk

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  CC: @novenary@akko.wtf @kitten@social.vlhl.dev @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?][GRLC] you lost the game »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @novenary@akko.wtf

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kitten @eris @rose yeah go isn't a systems language by any stretch of the imagination, it's literally google java except even java is a better language

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]kitten »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @novenary @eris @rose by larping i mean copying the syntax and aesthetics

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]witch_t *navi »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @navi@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @rose @eris have two vars

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        const char *env = getenv("FOO");
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        char *default = NULL;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        if (!env)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            env = default = alloc();
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        /* ... */
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        free(default); // null check isn't needed, free(NULL) is a noop
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          @navi @eris yeah i also wanted to do that but frankly im too lazy to do that 🥰

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            @navi @eris though either way what suprises me is that the free of a getenv never segfaulted on glibc, but it does segfault on musl

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Welcome to the fun land of Undefined Behavior

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [?]kitten »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                @rose @eris oh if it's just a single variable put the inner code in a function, or use goto. the problem starts when you have multiple variables

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  @kitten @eris wdym inner code
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  what inner code?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [?]kitten »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    @rose @eris the code between the creation of the variable and its destruction (or the would-be defer statement and its execution). you can then return from that "inner" function and the code after it will still run

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [?]rose »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @rose@yourwalls.today

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      @kitten @eris that wouldn't really work since i need to conditionally free it and i dont want to duplicate code (or add another variable because im lazy)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      https://yourwalls.today/notice/AvGiYIqEPdMLEHuoIC

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        if (char* str = getenv("GAY")) {
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        return innerCode(str);
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        } else {
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        char* str = allocateIt();
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        T res = innerCode(str);
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        free(str);
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        return res;
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        }
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