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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)
@eris@p.enes.lv
This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.
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🏳⚧@eris why is it back
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It was here all the time
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@eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?
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snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -lCC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments
712205
snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
2.2G .
my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches
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Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol
yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia
[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]
Alt...
2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
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Proof I'm a straight man
CC: @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @eidolon@clubcyberia.co @vriska@lizards.live @bot@seal.cafe
#FebiDlock @trump@bae.st for not being a racist and having lithuanian and gypsy and russian friends instead
As in which bed is my favorite? Haven't slept in hers, unless it's much cooler, I prefer mine as it's bigger and has my wife in it.
CC: @trump@bae.st
Oh you misunderstand me dear, I am one of the people I offered to doxx (I am @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space)
CC: @trump@bae.st
How can you ask someone who's sleeping about where they are sleeping? Like, what if she is sleepwalking and after falling asleep she changes the location of her slumber and before waking up she changes it back to the original one? What if she gets carried elsewhere while sleeping?
CC: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space @trump@bae.st @a7@miss.mouse.services
My statement should not be used to infer the location of where she is sleeping aside from the fact it's not in, next to, under, or relative in any other way to my bed. You will need to pass much more checks to make me invade her privacy to find out.
CC: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space @trump@bae.st @a7@miss.mouse.services
Limited access to the file granted.
No, she has her own bed.
CC: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space @trump@bae.st @a7@miss.mouse.services
"woo boy i feel like making an account"
"Pls enter ur email and preferred account name, future tumblrina"
"nahh too lazy"
To travel back to the past is something you cannot do, but being able to relive a slice of it is second-best.
I was yassie_j@snowdin.town for a little bit, and I will always be. 
Don't EVER make fun of the guy who was balls deep in his wife when the pizza arrived bcs he thought it'd take longer. Karma works. Telling you from experience.
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