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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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@bl00d@yourwalls.today

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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

    :pantsu1: 🏳‍⚧ »
    @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

    @eris why is it back

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      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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      It was here all the time

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        twoja stara »
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        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

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            my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches

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              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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              Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

                CC: @green@snac.122.hu

                  snac sized green »
                  @green@snac.122.hu

                  ah yes. the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" feature. it took me a while to find that it exists and turn it off...

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

                    [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

                    2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

                    Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    it's a ss from one touhou video

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mnb-cjxtJI

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                      Paulaesque bend CC @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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                        Hey I'm not arguing with you, you never said I'm the worst Latvian you know

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                          Boiled sandwich enjoyer

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                            Hey @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz are you ok? Are you being impersonated? Did someone take your phone? Did meso harm you? Are you under influence? Should I get help for you?

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                              twoja stara »
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                              @affine @eris affine slime girl confirmed!?

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                Live Judith Butler reaction

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                                Żel affinosowy

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                Huh

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                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                  Which one? (Gotta make sure the boys bomb the correct one)

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                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                    Did you move into my apartment or something

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                                      trump »
                                      @trump@bae.st

                                      kebab (cold rimi pizza in a half eaten bag of chips)
                                      IMG_20240404_205116_019.jpg

                                      IMG_20240404_205116_019.jpg

                                      Alt...IMG_20240404_205116_019.jpg

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                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                      throw the pizzer in a microwave so it's not cold, otherwise, very ukkocoded

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                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                        Here ya go CC @subtype@p.enes.lv @bl00d@yourwalls.today @dushman@den.raccoon.quest

                                        twitter screenshot "tf is going on in Poland", image is a fake liveuamap map of poland depicting an ongoing, very active war between biedronka and lidl

                                        Alt...twitter screenshot "tf is going on in Poland", image is a fake liveuamap map of poland depicting an ongoing, very active war between biedronka and lidl

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                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                          Omg you should be a doctor

                                          CC: @ezio@akko.wtf

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                                            Wasn't it prefetcher who called you rude

                                            CC: @rail_@bark.lgbt

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                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                              @mia@void.rehab has gone missing!

                                              A poster saying  "Pazudusi kaķene Mia!" / "Cat Mia has went missing"  [Two pics of the cat]

                                              Alt...A poster saying "Pazudusi kaķene Mia!" / "Cat Mia has went missing" [Two pics of the cat]

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                                                trump »
                                                @trump@bae.st

                                                @eris @Ukko @lucy @snacks you need to teach me tbe good stuff like boiled cheese

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                                                  @eris @Ukko @lucy @snacks damn
                                                  i did that once

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                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                    How'd it end up? I'm assuming better than boiled cheese

                                                    CC: @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                      CqaoopA2 [revered temple priestess era] 𒌋𒁯 »
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                                                      @trump @snacks maija is my favorite latvian at least but i only know 2, and the other tried to cook cheese in water so that's a low bar

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                                                        Me. Anyways do you need anything from the pharmacy

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                                                          Why are you drinking my piss

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                                                            Me when i piss myself

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                                                            anathema 🇻🇦 »
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                                                            @lucy

                                                            justin bieber mewing

                                                            Alt...justin bieber mewing

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                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                              I honestly believe this

                                                              CC: @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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                                                                Pornstar

                                                                CC: @critical@blob.cat

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                                                                  LRRR :bc: »
                                                                  @LRRRonEarth@beige.party

                                                                  BEFORE THIS TOOT ATTRACTS THE EXACT WRONG KIND OF COMMENT:

                                                                  1. HAMAS COMMITTED ATROCITIES ON 10/7. THE PERPETRATORS OF THOSE ATROCITIES SHOULD BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.

                                                                  2. COLLECTIVE PUNISHMENT OF INNOCENTS IS THE OPPOSITE OF JUSTICE.

                                                                  3. THE TARGETED KILLINGS OF JOURNALISTS, DOCTORS, AND AID WORKERS ARE ATROCITIES. THE PERPETRATORS OF THOSE ATROCITIES SHOULD BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.

                                                                  4. YOU CANNOT ACHIEVE JUSTICE THROUGH ATROCITIES.

                                                                  5. LITERALLY MY ONLY POSITION IS THAT HUMANS SHOULD NOT CAUSE OTHER HUMANS TO SUFFER. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE *MY* JOB.

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                                                                  anathema 🇻🇦 »
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                                                                  hi followers. did you know #Yaseen has been using child soldiers in warfare? I can't believe a famous figure on fedi would support horrible things like that. yastorians DNI

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                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                    Hi affine

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                                                                      Paulajak »
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                                                                      Latvia gscon come here to see ukko dying of bubonic plague

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