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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)
@eris@p.enes.lv
This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.
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🏳⚧@eris why is it back
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It was here all the time
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@eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?
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snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -lCC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments
712205
snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
2.2G .
my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches
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Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol
yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia
[GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]
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2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"
bows are the best weapons as well as proven by tens of thousands of years of their continued usage
Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.
World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏
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No I think a wall breaking did happen in Europe, like, it was quite a big event. I know the set-up you're trying to go for but it very much was a thing
Gose hard
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I think this screenshot is even better once you realise it's of a post from a deleted instance and it's made on akko.disqordia.space, which itself is slated to soon become a deleted instance. One day, this instance will be gone, and one day nobody will have this post stored anywhere. But don't mourn Them. They are everywhere. They are the birds and the worms, the fish and the flies, the trees and the little tardigrades. And everything everywhere still grows and decomposes. They are Me.
Need a small loan?
Fun story, I once lent an alcoholic acquaintance like 150 euros to fix his phone screen while i was drunk. He gave back 149.99 the very next day.
Oh shit SIM not working is a pain
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Not the one i make in my basement
CC: @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @burner@norwoodzero.net @TimeSpent@poa.st @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
No, that's microplastics created by the "biodegradable" plastic
CC: @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @burner@norwoodzero.net @TimeSpent@poa.st @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
If plastic isn't biodegradable then why does it fall apart within half a year nowadays (they're making it biodegradable). Also you have to look at the environmental impact from producing the bag and how many more paper bags you need than plastic bags
CC: @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @burner@norwoodzero.net @TimeSpent@poa.st @bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar
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