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GNU/Eris (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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    @eris why is it back

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      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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      It was here all the time

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        twoja stara »
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        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

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            my instance survived like 3 yasboosts in the first day of its existence, and that was before any of my performance patches

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              Yeah it's not exactly on the best hardware and I think 3? people were trying to use it while I had the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" functionality turned on, so it was slow asfuuuuuck, would do such fun stuff as timeout on opening notifications for me lol

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                was probably some version 2.48 idk, iirc the queues would just take forever to empty and there was probably some very fast filesystem access going on.

                CC: @green@snac.122.hu

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                  ah yes. the "broadcast to everyone the instance knows" feature. it took me a while to find that it exists and turn it off...

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

                    [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

                    2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

                    Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                    Hi twitch chat

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                      anathema 🇻🇦 »
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                      @eris hahaha ukko does it again 🤣 brilliant simply brilliant . *looks you in the eyes warmly while clasping one of your hands in both of mine* how do you do it

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                        Thank you thank you it's an innate talent, I'm like the Joker if she was a clown

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                          gun social... gort button is "shoot" ... regort button is "reload"... why is this not a thing ....

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                          hahhaha Anna did it again 😆 undisputably amazing. looks you in the eyes warmly while clasping one of your hands in both of mine HOW do you do it !

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                            The name's Love, Penes Love

                            CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                              Doggoyy 🥰🥰

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                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                No

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                                  She ain't laugh

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                                  Girl named Building

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                                  P-Patrick Bateman? 😨

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                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                    Quite sure all americans are UTC-X

                                    CC: @teidesu@very.stupid.fish

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                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                      Oh that was a reference to the pizza being ready too soon

                                      CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                                        TO: @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

                                        lasgun + forcefield = explosion similar to an atomic and it happens starting from the gun not the forcefield.
                                        and forcefields stop fast moving objects such as bullets, so only weird self-propelled guns that become slow when pushed against a forcefield or smth like that can work (first movie had at least one example, not sure about second). but a slow sideways slice from a blade works fine.

                                        (actually that all kinda goes in the trash on arrakis, because the worms are attracted to forcefields and go berserk over it so you don't see ppl like fremen using them. and technically they do use maula pistols which are maybe coil guns, don't remember. but everyone is used to swords anyways)

                                        a lot of other shit like recording into a phonographic cylinder or the harkonnen guys in the map room chanting random shit is because the universe had a galaxy wide jihad quite some time ago against thinking machines (Butlerian Jihad) so they ended up having a ban on creating or using any machine that might think. So instead they just train some humans into being turbo-autists / human computers (mentats).
                                        "how are they doing X then?" it's either 1. dodging the definition of a computer by it being some "non-thinking" signal processor, 2. spice, or 3. somebody's breaking the law real badly. thus far it's or afaik

                                        why they destroyed that spice harvester? i think they didn't realise or they were going for a "all harvesters must be gone, no matter whose" thing

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                                          How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                            wife »
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                                            wanna order some pizzas babe?

                                            CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                              oh you read my bio

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                                                If you need that many words to convince people you're not stupid, I have a hunch they might just be agreeing to shut you up

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                                                  wife »
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                                                  maija ir ukko kucēns

                                                  cc @eris@p.enes.lv @trump@bae.st

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                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                    Why would meso be my wife

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                                                      GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                      I prefer you thinking that lucy is my wife ngl

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                                                        GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                        fr fr no cap no limit 1$=1point

                                                        CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st

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                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                          Why would Lucy be on my instance with the username "wife"

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                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                            it's not me either

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                                                              GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                              Pretty sure that's not meso

                                                              CC: @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                                                GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                Alright, when?

                                                                CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                  It's bubble wrap

                                                                  CC: @miaapancake@eepy.moe

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                                                                    You'd want to see that wouldn't you, faggot

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                                                                      I thought they were knitting (and it was the knitting needle click clack) but then I actually looked at the images

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                                                                        guess he liked babel tower

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                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                          I'd say "make me" but you couldn't, you can barely carry your luggage up stairs

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                                                                            That's called Bulgarian, I think

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                                                                              Me pressing the power button on my PC

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                                                                                keep sending winkies like that and i'll make the meso claim true

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                                                                                  GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                  OH GOD I WILL HAVE WET DREAMS TONIGHT

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                                                                                    GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                    NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES I MENANT NIGHTMARES

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                                                                                      bows are the best weapons as well as proven by tens of thousands of years of their continued usage

                                                                                      CC: @chjara@akko.wtf @scathach@stereophonic.space

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                                                                                        @eris @chjara @scathach They’re extremely good yes, quite easy to make, multi purpose, reliable. Minimal. Great analogy!

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                                                                                          GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                          I'm not in the room with may, I'm in the room with meso

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                                                                                            GNU/Eris (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                            what are you guys feeding him

                                                                                            CC: @trump@bae.st @lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

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