GNÚorenard Sauvage (eris-ng)
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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weed ❌
random fuckass plant i saw on the street ✅
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@rose u should smoke armpit hair
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@rose yes true , the smell would go to waste if u burnet it . good answer , u r clearly a connoisseur !!
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@rose me too , its awesome
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@fiore trade offer: armpit pic and ill rate it ✅...
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rose the armpit huffer and ukko the tummy squisher...
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@rose@yourwalls.today @eris@p.enes.lv @fiore@brain.worm.pink wtf am I Reading Here 💀
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@rose@yourwalls.today @fiore@brain.worm.pink @eris@p.enes.lv ist that Acephobia?!? >:(
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@rose@yourwalls.today @fiore@brain.worm.pink @eris@p.enes.lv OK, you won :'(
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re: aphobic trope mention
@sudo200 i dont get it 😭@rose I have a friend that puts like tea or something in her weed to make it less strong
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@rose yea honestly when I try it some day I would never add stuff like tabacco, like, it has just so many health downsides and you can instead use fucking tea? Like hmm do I take the nice tasting calming drink leave or the lung cancer drug
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Looks like FBAI, right? (Fooled by AI)
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@bagder who would build openssl on their android 11 phone with temux? Not saying its impossible but its either weirdly detailed or crazy magic
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@maunzCache ah right, I didn't even think about it saying Android there. But okay, it's not *impossible*, just unlikely.
@bagder next iteration; i wouldn’t wonder.
someone pointing out that curl’s sourcecode can be downloaded freely off the internet, so someone could put malicious code in it, compile it and … run it
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@bagder@mastodon.social keylog callback? 😱 they're putting keyloggers in the openssl! 😱
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@sodiboo all sensible TLS libraries have that so that we can support SSLKEYLOGFILE: https://everything.curl.dev/usingcurl/tls/sslkeylogfile.html
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@bagder@mastodon.social oh! that's actually really neat. I didn't know curl supported such a thing. I always assumed I'd have to install a root CA on my own machine to decrypt my traffic; but this seems way simpler and easier.
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@sodiboo this also works with the browsers and some other tools, so it is somewhat of a defacto standard
Added as number 20 on my list: https://gist.github.com/bagder/07f7581f6e3d78ef37dfbfc81fd1d1cd
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@bagder It’s concerning that people think they are being helpful. More so for their own sake. This isn’t a good thing for them.
Not to mention that the enthusiasm could have been funneled into learning and potentially positively contributing to open source.
@bagder my favorite part is that they are just calling the callback themselves after freeing the context. It isn’t even being called “back” by anything!
“Function call with freed SSL context uses freed SSL context”
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@DHowett yeah, that's one of the reasons I suspect the AI gave this example code to them. It's just so... lame.
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"Arbitrary File Read via file:// Protocol in cURL"
Well, you see... 🤦♂️
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you should use that as description in the man page
“FILE Read or write arbitrary local files.”
(Did they even notice they could write files?)
@bagder next, you will be telling me if I pipe the output of curl to sudo bash, then an attacker in control of the remote website has RCE! 😵
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@bagder Hey @pixelbeat I think cat might have this same, uh, "security issue". Might want to publish an advisory for people. See also, cp...
@bagder I don't think you understand the severity of this exploit.
First, it says Severity 9-10, so that automatically means it is the exploit of the century
Second, if an attacker can get access to the curl binary with root permissions, they can just read arbitrary files, compromising the entire system.
Just wait till someone builds the next WannaCry with this
@bagder Maybe there is a secret contest for "Who creates the most stupid report for curl and gets published?"...
I somehow feel the urge to participate...
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@bagder
I think this is partially the result of a certain Bash bug years ago that got labelled a security hole and called "shellshock".
Yes, it was a bug in bash, but bash executes with the exact same privilege as the user or process invoking bash, so cannot result in privilege escalation. The security hole was never in bash, it was in the (usually PHP) code passing unvalidated input from the webserver to bash.
Those PHP devs got to blame bash for executing unvalidated input, rather that taking the blame for passing unvalidated input to bash, so now want to blame every tool that is capable of doing unintended things simply by passing unvalidated input.
Such as passing a file:// url to curl without validation.
@bagder They even just say it: a person using this program can read files they’re allowed to read.
“An attacker who can run cURL commands on the system can read any local file that the user running cURL has permission to access”
@bagder I mean, this is quote in-your-face. Usually, the equivalent reports jump through a ridiculous number of hoops just to return to the same thing; exploit requires the user to already have the permission needed to perform the operation directly.
@bagder next up: critical security issue in cat
cat /etc/shadow lets you see the contents of the file!
@bagder
Well... The one finding this "exploit" uses root? Else, he wouldn't really see anything from shadow... Maybe we should tell him to try to hack 127.0.0.1? This famous hardened system everyone talks about?
@bagder I asked AI to graphically demonstrate my reaction to the uh... bug...report.
The text on screen was not supplied by me - but oh man it fits.
Really?
But finally it's the same shit as last week...🤷♂️
But even then I couldn't motivate Linus to fix the "root is able to mess up something" bug...🤪
We should fix "su" and "sudo" by adding 10 random questions about sensible terminal commands and their syntax - before asking for the password...🙈
@bagder @GossiTheDog haha, maybe we should enable a „10Cent fee per bug filed and if the bug turns out to be legitimate real bug, then it gets refunded.“
This way AI slop stuff would either stop or start funding the project haha
@bagder if it gets too much, "reports of shame" wall? It is kind of a funny report. I don't mean for well-meaning people, but it seems like AI and such might make these kinds of reports problematic.
@bagder Is it April first already? User has access to file, user has access to run curl, user has access to file via curl.
"Severity Critical (9 ~ 10)"
@bagder In other news, I just disclosed a bug with zsh because when I have access to a machine running zsh I can use it to access files. I'm testing now to see if Bash has the same issue. If so then there may be a pattern and I'll test other shells
@bagder actually I see more and more people in this industry that can’t distinguish between a client and a server
@bagder Stop! (AI ban) hammer time! (?)
Like, this is that detailed yet that incredibly stupid I cannot imagine this to be human-made
@bagder ask for confirmation with two testcases you have decided to use
/etc/passwd and /etc/shadow, make sure to note that both work for any user on your system when using curl 👿
@bagder You should demand a reverse bug bounty of not less than 1000€. That's how stupid this is.
Just wait until they find out you can download files from any given URL with curl.
@bagder Security in most companies seems to have been evolved over the years more in a blocker of everyday work than an actual mitigator of real risks.
I sadly fear that's intrinsic in the nature of the job. You have to showcase you are doing something or your job would be deemed unnecessary (until an actual security issue happens people can't see the value of prevention) and once real reasonable issues are exhausted, people start inventing problems.
@bagder Doesn't work in Debian, so it's respecting file permissions properly. Tried it with a few root only files.
They also use passwd as an example, but that file is intentionally world readable anyway on most (all?) Linux distributions.
@bagder Seems like another fabolous example for your upcoming talk about Artificial Interference (in bug bounty programmes).
@bagder "This behavior enables an attacker with the ability to run cURL commands to read arbitrary files (...)" mmm yeah pretty sure that's not true
@bagder Impact:
An attacker […] can read any local file that the user […] has permission to access,
ah.....mhmmmm.... I see 🤔😂
man i wanna play gta san andreas
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@waifu@mai.waifuism.life What is stopping you?
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@xaetacore@neondystopia.world I kinda want the original gta for pc not the definitive, but i dunno if it works for linux so for now i will test the ps2 version later
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@eris@p.enes.lv @xaetacore@neondystopia.world yeah but isos don't contain viruses
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@waifu@mai.waifuism.life @eris@p.enes.lv they definitely can if the emulator is exploitable then a bad actor can use a ROM to execute code via exploit in your emulator that opens the way for a trojan horse which will allow set actor to install any software they want. So regardless of medium always keep your software up to date to ensure that these vulnerabilities are not present. But with ROMs you are usually safe because the attack surface is so small and the amount of people that actively use ROMs are not super large as well as the amount of different emulator you can use makes it a illogical target for someone writing malware other than pure malice
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@xaetacore@neondystopia.world @eris@p.enes.lv guess you always have to be careful no matter what yes, I'll try to stick to free and open source games like the kemoverse (not sponsored post)
@eris@p.enes.lv I think most things these days run better on anything that isn't Windows because of all the bloat and Legacy code that is still included in windows
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Supposed to be good for your gut health
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You can just throw the slightly used fuel right into the ocean with enough dilution, or better reprocess it, or just bury it back into the ground where it came.
Decades ago a known flawed reactor design was built, then it was neutron poisoned, then all the rods were pulled out and then the cooling was shut off and surprise, surprise, there was a steam explosion that was uncontained as their was no containment building - but such retarded act hasn't been repeated, but even an event that bad killed far less people than coal has and such uncontrolled ejection of radioactive material has never repeated.
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@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @icedquinn@blob.cat @mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world hell yeah brother nuclear best energy
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Yes, coal does contain radioactive isotopes and burning gigatons of coal releases substantial amounts of such isotopes into the atmosphere.
Self-OH: "Well, you see, Apple never made a device with Thunderbolt AND Lightning, as that would be very very frightening."
what if i paid random fediversers to program the kemoverse
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pay 5 dollars to random fediverser for codeinfinite contributors
they get excited about the game
say i have no more money
they keep contributing for fun anyways
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@eris@p.enes.lv I'm not sure if I want to set a precedent though 🥀 people may expect me to pay them for commits when it's all just a little silly game I started as a joke
@waifu You mean you have money to commission pleroma tan feet pics and you don't?
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@VD15@pl.valkyrie.world I could make them myself if I wanted (I don't)
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@waifu even if you needed funds for kemoverse?
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All you dumbasses who thought you could grow trees in your garden. Google and I are laughing at you all
A sudden flood in the river flowing from Tibet has caused extensive damage in the Timure area of the Rasuwagadhi customs region. The flood has swept away the Friendship Bridge that connects the Nepal-China border with Tibet.
Due to the massive flood in the Lende River, located at the Nepal-China border in Rasuwa district, the Friendship Bridge linking Nepal and China has been completely washed away. The flood has also carried away several goods containers and electric vehicles (EVs) parked at the Rasuwagadhi customs office.
Similarly, cargo trucks on the Chinese side of the border have been submerged as the floodwaters blocked their passage.
There are fears of significant damage to both life and property due to this natural disaster.
We sincerely urge all brothers and sisters residing along the banks of the Bhotekoshi and Trishuli rivers to move to safe locations. 🙏🙏
#Nepal-#floods
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i switched team lads i'm now anti corporate
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@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @nezuru@misskey.id You would be suprised how much of the Linux kernel is written by companies, they have a MASSIVE stake in the linux kernel You are only truly free if you use TempleOS
ONLY TODAY: For every Kenney Game Assets All-in-1 sold 1 free copy becomes available for someone to claim (see bottom of page)
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Some of y’all
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Yes, a file full of zero bits transfers faster over USB2.0 than a file full of one bits.
I've known this forever but it still feels ridiculous when you actually test it and it's true!
USB truly is cursed.
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@lina Few people know it but the reason for this is very simple. While zeroes are round, a 1 has a sharp corner and a hook that could get stuck and damage the insulation around the copper if you would completely fill the line with ones. Instead, sending some zeroes every now and then to flush any stuck „1“ before a clog can develop.
A 0 can be neatly pushed through the copper at high pressure without damaging the cable.
Now you know!
aye, i oot a gllock in my rsri
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Tagging boosted posts? A “someone rebooted your rewoot”?
Yeah its hell
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Oh. Quote and tags or regular reblog + empty reply with tags
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Yeah, I get why that'd be difficult from a technical perspective but I actually really do like being able to do transparent shares with tags applied. It's a big part of the tumblr (and cohost) feel that isn't here atm.
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it would break things in ways that people wouldn't expect unless they were TUMBLR EXPERTS. I can look in a way of doing that with a special opt in button in the future that would be only local but thats a lot of effort for something local only that could break things
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tbh I feel like the population of waffle is more likely to be tumblr experts than the average person, but who knows
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its a "this would work weird with fedi and bluesky" mostly my problem. We federate with them, they are a lot of people and we have to do a bit of stuff on our side
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Yeah, makes total sense. And given how much bigger both fedi and bluesky are, probably most people here are talking with people from other servers more often than they're talking with other wafrn users.
I don't necessarily like that decisions about unique features have to get decided on whether they can federate out okay, but also that's probably the most logical way to think about it too.
Isn't this just a client side rendering problem? We could just treat empty replies + tags that way. You get to keep current behavior that works well with fedi, and get that tumblr look over here. Bonus points if you add the option to apply the tags from the quote action.

if you're an outsider and are in doubt, *always* err in favour of calling it a language
RE: https://mastodon.social/@mcc/114411184475331266
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so basically in the opposite direction (which makes sense given it's not the euro french who are their much larger majority neighbours threatening their identity)
[Installing Arch Linux on another of my ThinkPads because I’m a menace who cannot be stopped]
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CC: @BadFediPosts@lab.nyanide.com @ube@spergia.net @pi55d@yourwalls.today
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