GNUkko (Eris-libre)
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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The higher bands of "5G" are non-ionising and don't even penetrate the skull - although the proprietary consequences of such spying technology are very harmful.
With allies like Israel, the USA doesn't need enemies.
Even if you are as boring as a smooth rock and have nothing to hide, you have everything to fear about government spying.
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@max who cares
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CC: @max@duke.social
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uhmm. types shouldn't be recursive right
or did i accidentally cook here
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PSA: Disable blender's ability to auto-run python scripts. (It's disabled by default)
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please enable it if you don't want their families to starve 😞
Found a friend on a recent trip to Florence. Settled on my shirt for a bit and then took off. One for @futurebird
sorry you had to see that ladies, I just get very passionate sometimes. (I'm 6'10 and have good parental instincts btw)
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RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/44803ba0-ce24-4f8c-880d-67a56cb2f0f6
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@ezio@akko.wtf cancel download hop on ffxiv
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@ezio@akko.wtf the free trial is quite permissive, you only need to buy it after sinking your first 2-300 hours in to the game
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@ezio@akko.wtf there is not actually that much you can spend money on other than cosmetics and funny dances and yeah the subscription but it's an mmo that's how they operate
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@ezio@akko.wtf maybe uninstall two gachas it would be a wise financial decision
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@ezio@akko.wtf time is also money
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@rose most are neither in my experience but too many ‘good’ ones is suffocating
it also makes me want to die whenever I remember my top agp moments 🥀
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cringe moments but I want to feel special or something
> tell her some shit about her piercings looking a bit lesbian
> she immediately starts rambling about piercings on main
im SO influential
this is secure
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Oh, you want to know how the fediverse/activitypub works? Let me explain it to you!!! 🧵
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ActivityPub: It's like email!
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I hear ActivityPub is like a bar with a lot of people doing different things
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When two servers love each other very much, they have a baby, and the baby is named "federation"
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ActivityPub?! Isn't that the spec with all the holes in it? I bet people can't even get two servers to talk to each other
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ActivityPub uses ActivityStreams, which uses JSON-LD, which combines the best of both worlds
And by that I mean it makes json people angry and it makes linked data people angry
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ActivityPub, which is abbreviated AT ("ATProto")
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ActivityPub, which is abbreviated AP (AtProto)
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ActivityPub is just decentralized Bluesky
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ActivityPub is decentralized, but wouldn't it be better if it were distributed
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ActivityPub is whatever the queen of the fediverse says, but royalty isn't real, and now we're facing a constitutional crisis
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ActivityPub is that spec which @cwebber put all the emacs and lisp jokes in and nobody even noticed
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ActivityPub? You mean the Mastodon network?!
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Email: it's like ActivityPub
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ActivityPub is that protocol where you can send anything you want over it, as long as the thing you send is a Note (so Mastodon can read it)
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ActivityPub? Don't you mean OStatus TNG
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ActivityPub? Don't you mean the Pump API
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ActivityPub? Don't you mean ActivityPump?
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ActivityPub? Don't you mean XMPP XEP-0060
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ActivityPub is just social networks but for gays
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ActivityPub is the "transgender yapping protocol"
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ActivityPub is just centralized Bluesky
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ActivityPub is when you have a hard drive, and you want to fill it up, but not fill it up as much as a full atproto relay, so you fill it up just most of the way
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ActivityPub is you. It was you all along. It was all of us
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ActivityPub is when you send HTTP requests to actors' inboxes, but then you get confused letters back from the actors because they don't want to read computer things they just want to star in shakespeares
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ActivityPub, it's like Spritely
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ActivityPub, it's a protocol best understood when explained to you. Which is why I am doing this, and why you must do it to me. We have to know to keep this place running
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ActivityPub was born fully formed from the head of @evan when he had a huge headache and he threw it into the sea and it walked out and there it was, ActivityPub
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ActivityPub was when @tsyesika decided we needed the MediaGoblin Network. Later on Mastodon decided to also become a member of the MediaGoblin Network. And that's how we got ActivityPub
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ActivityPub was when @erincandescent transcribed ancient scrolls onto loose leaf paper, scanned the paper into a scanner, ran it through OCR, and then said "the W3C should learn about this"
And that's how we got ActivityPub
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ActivityPub was formed when @rhiaro emerged from the forest and held scribblings written upon a giant leaf and said "these are pretty good scribblings, but it would be even better if..." and then TORE the leaf in two, and then that's how we got the Client-to-Server and Server-to-Server protocols as two separate things
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ActivityPub is a dating network for people who like open source, and also the gays who make animal noises
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ActivityPub is a selfie machine for eggs
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ActivityPub is a selfie machine for no-longer-eggs who have realized on shit, they like selfies now, what happened
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ActivityPub, also known as "ActivityStreams", is just like a spoken language. Subject Predicate Object. It's pretty simple! Except we have Actor Activity Object, which are the same thing. And they're modeled in RDF, which is Subject Predicate Object.
So it's like language squared
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ActivityPub is whatever you tell me it is
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ActivityPub is where the AI enthusiasts are
Everyone here loves AI, highest ratio of AI enthusiasts you'll ever meet
All the content is AI and people will thank you for posting it
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ActivityPub is where Gargamel finally eats the Smurfs. That'll teach them. That'll show them
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Don't tell anyone but ActivityPub is alive I think? A being made of pure information
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The fediverse: a never ending source of jokes about star trek. Join the fediverse. The federation. The fediverseration. Lol! It was made for this joke
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ActivityPub was when we said FUCK there are TOO MANY PROTOCOLS, let's make one more protocol, and that'll be the last one
And then we did, and it was
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a joke about activitypub but there's a joke about trans medical trauma in here [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
ActivityPub is the protocol they make you go on in order to be eligible for HRT or SRS
You post on ActivityPub enough and they say, "okay, I guess you really do have gender dysphoria. you can do whatever you want"
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ActivityPub: it's just like YOUR MOM
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ActivityPub: now best understood through my new pseudonotation: {Activity from:actor to:addressees object:{Object}}
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ActivityPub is where you air your kinks out in the open. It's fine just put it out there. Be free
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ActivityPub is a protocol for "tankies" to get mad at "anti-tankies", and vice versa. But they both get mad at the "fash"
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ActivityPub is a protocol for fueling @cwebber's Cassanda Complex
security snark [SENSITIVE CONTENT]
Imagine sandboxing all apps on your phone and then allowing them to freely communicate over loopback.
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Reasons:
My job has devolved into only working with AI and LLMs.
And the worst part is the team leader is an AI zealot and
basically a vibe coder. I really care about computer programming.
Like it's also what i do for fun hobbies.
Also I have moral issues with teh current crop of AI/LLM technologies.
And it is not lost on me that I am a part of it by working in it.
I know I am supposed to get a job BEFORE I quit, but that
rarely works for me. I don't have the spoons to job search
while my current job is making me so depressed.
I have some savings, and I also am looking for local jobs that
aren't IT related. I can do LOTS of things. Restaurant/kitchen work.
Grocery store product management. (like stocking and inventory etc.)
I was good at doing maintenance at a ski resort.
So should I just quit and ride on my savings until i get another job?
I don't know what will happen to money anyways so maybe I should
use some of it up while it still has value ?
I have lots of work I can do on my house if I am not working at a miserable
job. This will be the second time in my life i wasn't employed, and last
time it was wonderful. The problem this time is if i quit I don't get
unemployment, but like i said I have some savings. I have enough in my
bank to pay off my house if i needed to, and then some more.
Stay at my job: | 0 |
Quit my job: | 4 |
Closed
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> My job has devolved into only working with AI and LLMs.
saw this line and voted quit
the line "is something *good* about to happen to those people?" came to mind https://xkcd.com/1170/
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@amalthea if you think about it, a cope is just another kind of comment
RE: https://pl.noob.quest/objects/ade6d7e1-1293-44f6-8862-d7cd0313cb39
imagine if major email servers were actually operated like fedi servers
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@amalthea tricked u into finishing my unfinished joke
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DELTARJEN TOMROEW
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@rose SHUTUP
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@rose STOPIT
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@rose IWNA PLAY DELRAHNR
Jesus Christ 2:30 made me do a double take, implemented a fucking stack lmfao
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>It's actually a queue
This is an elaborate shitpost, right?
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I'm really surprised he's been able to do so much without actually writing like C or whatever. It'd probably be able to do so much more for him with libraries like raylib
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the great chief(PtN) debate
“chief is actually a top” truther
look inside
wants to make chief whimper and drool
yeah youre not fooling me
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look the point of chief is that she is an authority figure who really doesnt want to be one and makes a literal 🥺 face when she sees pretty women. if shes just an authority figure who likes it theres no point
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i think this poster grasps that on some level in wanting to invert chief’s perceived top status
Would anyone actually be interested in doing such a thing?
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Would anyone actually be interested in doing such a thing?@dushman@hollow.raccoon.quest maybe?
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@eris@p.enes.lv @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com
I was planning on actually hosting an IRC server with raccoon so sure
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@dushman What would be the utility in an IRC network when XMPP already exists and we already have XMPP? It's a superior protocol and its federated, so people on different XMPP services can communicate with one another or be apart of different communities vs. having to maintain separate accounts on different servers/networks. @nyanide @eris
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Also, chris seems to want it for the hell of it!
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@anotherposter I understand the grievances against XMPP clients, but in my experience the issues are never as major as people make them out to be. Everyone acts like the protocol is neigh unusable due to the state of available clients, but, actually, I use XMPP daily (Dino on desktop + Conversations on Android) and basically never experience any issues whatsoever. And, from my experience, the state of clients for IRC on mobile, at least, is substantially worse. 🤷♂️ @dushman @nyanide @eris
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@anotherposter@shitposter.world @adiz@mtl.jinxian.casa @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @eris@p.enes.lv
I use conversations and it just works
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