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@eris meso is so high he thinks your in the room with me on the mumble and he's cursing you out
Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.
World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏
Don't EVER make fun of the guy who was balls deep in his wife when the pizza arrived bcs he thought it'd take longer. Karma works. Telling you from experience.
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DnD sessions be like:
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
@bl00d@akko.disqordia.space @eris@p.enes.lv probably because i breathe out yellow air so that mixes with the blue mould to become green
me in america asking the americans why they don't simply drink the premium ethanol instead of buying expensive weed and crack cocane
Just found out that premium ethanol is only 3.50 dollars per gallon in USA. Bitch why would anyone be anti-American may the stars and stripes fly high forever. and that's fucking Premium. Neo-liberalism works!
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