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Don't EVER make fun of the guy who was balls deep in his wife when the pizza arrived bcs he thought it'd take longer. Karma works. Telling you from experience.
We call him the cloud eater
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a white cat with a slightly larger belly, an arrow pointing towards it and text saying "Full of Clouds"
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wife boosted
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DnD sessions be like:
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
@bl00d@akko.disqordia.space @eris@p.enes.lv probably because i breathe out yellow air so that mixes with the blue mould to become green
me in america asking the americans why they don't simply drink the premium ethanol instead of buying expensive weed and crack cocane
Just found out that premium ethanol is only 3.50 dollars per gallon in USA. Bitch why would anyone be anti-American may the stars and stripes fly high forever. and that's fucking Premium. Neo-liberalism works!