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@wife@p.enes.lv


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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

We call him the cloud eater

a white cat with a slightly larger belly, an arrow pointing towards it and text saying "Full of Clouds"
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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

love being ukko's foot rest

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I am ok with a fresh start btw if I am a voting member

CC: @apophis@brain.worm.pink @arcana@layer02.net @affine@yourwalls.today

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sadlord eris, acolyte of your mom »
@eris@fedi.layer02.net

@eris @apophis @arcana @affine you areee. and so is nemesis and nyahahahahhaha

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

CC @wife @wife@p.enes.lv hey wife answer

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv @eris@layer02.net same im ok mith a frenh start

potentially hazardous object »
@apophis@brain.worm.pink

@eris @eris @arcana @affine fresh start seems best in my view too given everything you've said

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@eris @eris @apophis @arcana Anyone knows what happened to thenoid btw? I realize that was a gimmick account to sexually harass Eris, but he still seemed nice.

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sadlord eris, acolyte of your mom »
@eris@fedi.layer02.net

@affine @apophis @arcana @eris >gimmick account to sexually harass Eris
im deceased

and i have no idea i think i have them on twitter and discord so ill message

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Wait does this mean I am scientifically proven to be Eris?

CC: @apophis@brain.worm.pink @arcana@layer02.net @eris@layer02.net

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

the layer02.net tags aren't blue
lemme guess, snac doesn't do the layer02.net -> fedi.layer02.net translation somewhere

CC: @affine@yourwalls.today @apophis@brain.worm.pink

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@eris @apophis it would have to properly do webfinger, and who would bother to write that in C

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Ok but I am successfully federating to them so it's just not done in one place, also it serves webfinger itself

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@eris right, no idea then.

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I love pulling the condoms off of the cheap store-bought boilable sausages 🥰🥰🥰

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Anyways this was the only thing I wanted to post, time to jumble up my password again

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

damn mommy I mean damn mommy I mean

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

being beaten with a wrench in applejack's barn

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bl00d »
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

DnD sessions be like:
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

CC @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe wonder if shrine.moe is still blocking me

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@eris I see it now

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Alhamdulillah

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@eris we are back ukko persons

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

We are so back ukkotters

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@wife @eris hoh???

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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paula9 »
@paula9@comp.lain.la

@eris @wife @f_o_u_r_t_y frotting with ukko

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I thought you're too dysphoric for that

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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paula9 »
@paula9@comp.lain.la

@eris @wife @f_o_u_r_t_y i wouldn't be a real man if i didn't frot

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

You aren't a real man tho, never were, never will be

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@eris @wife don't hate on a playa

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

let me federate!!!

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straw »
@straw@comp.lain.la

@wife anothe p.enes.lv account federating when mine doesnt :)

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@straw@comp.lain.la wait idgi mind explaining

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@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@wife omg hi

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@wife oh my gah

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]hungwy

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paula9 »
@paula9@comp.lain.la

@eris tempted to start writing cooking.boymoder.biz

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

ukko reacted with 🥴

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paula9 »
@paula9@comp.lain.la

... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@eris the hell going on with snac

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@paula9@comp.lain.la @eris@p.enes.lv looks fine on husky for me

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

More like the hell going on with your fonts

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eris@p.enes.lv »
@Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

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UsernameSwift »
@usernameswift@pleromer.net

That is not how reactions should be handled
Back in my day we had this thing called the Pleroma API

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

My @wife@p.enes.lv does this

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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Kaia from your walls »
@bl00d@akko.disqordia.space

@wife @eris different air probably

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@bl00d@akko.disqordia.space @eris@p.enes.lv probably because i breathe out yellow air so that mixes with the blue mould to become green

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

me in america asking the americans why they don't simply drink the premium ethanol instead of buying expensive weed and crack cocane

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Just found out that premium ethanol is only 3.50 dollars per gallon in USA. Bitch why would anyone be anti-American may the stars and stripes fly high forever. and that's fucking Premium. Neo-liberalism works!

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv girlboss 🥰🥰

meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@eris isnt gas cheaper

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I'm not Bulgarian I can't drink gas instead of ethanol

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meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@eris its not for drinking its a sustainable vehicle fuel

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meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@eris you can make it yourself if you have large fields of wheat or corn

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meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@eris you can fuel cars with it in an apocalyptic scenario

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meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@eris methanol is really good for racecars as well. drink methanol its really good

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Sadly enough my spirit tolerance isn't high enough for methanol yet but yeah its fragrance is otherworldy

CC: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe

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meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@eris king i was joking do not drink methanol it's toxic and debilitating for everyone no matter your ethanol tolerance. even a little bit of it will at least destroy your optic nerves

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Yeah I'm also joking, because smelling its fumes is enough to fuck up eyesight

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

And I can make a computer myself if I have a factory, what's the point

CC: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe

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meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@eris apocalyptic scenario

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Yea idk doesn't add up for me, if I had enough corn to wast it on distilling my own ethanol I wouldn't need to buy it as well. Sadly I don't have it, I am a successfully dekulakified Latvian (I am alive) and also I am a citydweller so I have to buy ethanol. Actually now I am thinking it might actually be cheap enough to re-distill fuel ethanol lmfao actually have people tried that

meso »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

@eris also its fun

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Lack of innovation, this is how Latvians invented denim jeans, why would it not be used for drinking as well??

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

CC @wife@p.enes.lv you as a teacher

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv @esm@wetdry.world i cant see the post :(

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

This is a targeted attack and I will not stand for it, ukko.disqordia.space NOW!

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Scumlord Eris, Acolyte of Anna »
@eris@akko.disqordia.space

@eris shut up DJ khaled

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Tell em to bring out the fediblock!

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

waa waa @wife@p.enes.lv will this work

CC: @paula9@comp.lain.la

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Now we wait until she gets back home and understands how this website works

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @paula9@comp.lain.la

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