im so weak the only people ive beaten in arms wrestling are women
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@meso@netzsphaere.xyz have you ever considered being a woman
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@wife i have but i feel better as a guy
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@meso@netzsphaere.xyz fair fair
Hey @wife@p.enes.lv look it me
maija ir ukko kucēns
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Doggoyy 🥰🥰
CC: @wife@p.enes.lv
If you need that many words to convince people you're not stupid, I have a hunch they might just be agreeing to shut you up
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@eris its a fermat reference STUPID WHORE :(
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How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv
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oh you read my bio
CC: @wife@p.enes.lv
wanna order some pizzas babe?
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@Paulajak@boymoder.biz @wife@p.enes.lv @eris@p.enes.lv @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog you people like pizza with pine apple?
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@ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @eris@p.enes.lv @wife@p.enes.lv @Paulajak@boymoder.biz
I Like the cheese and onions one but pineapple is great innit
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@waifu @MercurialBlack @eris @wife @Paulajak pineapple pizza is one of my favourites, next to:
blue cheese pizza
ham, egg, pepper and cheese pizza
burrata pizza
et al
blue cheese pizza
ham, egg, pepper and cheese pizza
burrata pizza
et al
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It's alright, wife loves it tho
CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @wife@p.enes.lv @Paulajak@boymoder.biz
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@eris@p.enes.lv @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @Paulajak@boymoder.biz it makes my cum taste good
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@eris meso is so high he thinks your in the room with me on the mumble and he's cursing you out
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO tell him i said hi
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I'm not in the room with may, I'm in the room with meso
CC: @trump@bae.st
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Big if true
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keep sending winkies like that and i'll make the meso claim true
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I'd say "make me" but you couldn't, you can barely carry your luggage up stairs
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@eris STFU
you make me then
you make me then
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Pretty sure that's not meso
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it's not me either
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im your alt fr
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Why would Lucy be on my instance with the username "wife"
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Why would meso be my wife
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I prefer you thinking that lucy is my wife ngl
CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv
what the fuck happened tongiht
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the stairs were so small i dont remember how i got odwn and up
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whathappened it was like 3 steps
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and like my dick was so small
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@meso yeah go offline get some sleep lol
Please stop boosting this
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@meso thanks for the reminder
Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.
World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏
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@eris silly ukko, putin is a russian, not a pole.
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i got kick out.the gaybar for being too drunk
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@trump@bae.st which one :o
im on a 3 day no boner streak hell yea we out here clear headed
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@meso@the.asbestos.cafe and you say weed did nothing for you
oh shit maybei drank more than i rhought
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@trump@bae.st Is this the right moment to ask weird questions?
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@trump@bae.st are you ok
I sure do love pizza @Ukko
Happy Easter
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@eris I use he/him or avoid gendered language towards myself whenever possible irl
Out of convenience
TIL that Sheldon evolves into Bazingodon
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@eris this is the worst post i've seen on fedi all day, good job
Don't EVER make fun of the guy who was balls deep in his wife when the pizza arrived bcs he thought it'd take longer. Karma works. Telling you from experience.
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damn mommy I mean damn mommy I mean
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being beaten with a wrench in applejack's barn
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DnD sessions be like:
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
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@straw@comp.lain.la wait idgi mind explaining