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updated snac from 2.51 to 2.75 lol
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Hell yeahj
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I should change my snac so that it says "@Gronk what's the context" instead of just Context. I think that would be pretty stupid of a thing to do
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@eris tfw snac2 has emoji reacts before gotosocial
@eris@p.enes.lv @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @Paulajak@boymoder.biz it makes my cum taste good
How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv
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@eris meso is so high he thinks your in the room with me on the mumble and he's cursing you out
Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.
World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏
Don't EVER make fun of the guy who was balls deep in his wife when the pizza arrived bcs he thought it'd take longer. Karma works. Telling you from experience.
We call him the cloud eater
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a white cat with a slightly larger belly, an arrow pointing towards it and text saying "Full of Clouds"
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DnD sessions be like:
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
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