wife

@wife@p.enes.lv


meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

im so weak the only people ive beaten in arms wrestling are women

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@meso@netzsphaere.xyz have you ever considered being a woman

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

@wife i have but i feel better as a guy

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

meso boosted

Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@meso @wife >I have

Deep lore?

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

@arcana @wife obviously being surrounded by trannies makes you think oh maybe i am too but like no just not for me i dont get why so many people around here are trans thats quite a high incidence of that

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

@arcana @wife probably some correlation with autism or somtehing

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@meso @wife I think it’s more that there’s a network effect and so people invite their friends from elsewhere

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

GROOMER ALERT (may reference?)

CC: @meso@netzsphaere.xyz

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Hey @wife@p.enes.lv look it me

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

maija ir ukko kucēns

cc @eris@p.enes.lv @trump@bae.st

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Doggoyy 🥰🥰

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Girl named Building

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

If you need that many words to convince people you're not stupid, I have a hunch they might just be agreeing to shut you up

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@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

@eris its a fermat reference STUPID WHORE :(

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

@eris @wife asexual whorishness

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

oh you read my bio

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

wanna order some pizzas babe?

CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@wife @eris @MercurialBlack i wanted to order pizza today but didn't
very sad

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ワフ »
@waifu@mai.waifuism.life

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

@eris meso is so high he thinks your in the room with me on the mumble and he's cursing you out

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO tell him i said hi

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@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

@eris @trump tell him to look behind him

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I'm not in the room with may, I'm in the room with meso

CC: @trump@bae.st

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

@eris @MercurialBlack im in the room with @wife

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

keep sending winkies like that and i'll make the meso claim true

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I'd say "make me" but you couldn't, you can barely carry your luggage up stairs

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

@eris STFU
you make me then

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@trump @eris ill bend both of you over you sexy bitches

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@trump @eris you really should bend over maija you'd look mega sexy

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

@Paulajak @eris i osduhfl should gdo a grinder hookup

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@trump @eris id feel kinda bad, i look way way way better on pics so its very deceptive

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

@Paulajak @eris FGAGGOT POAASODI

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@trump @eris would someone from grindr want to lick my boobs
i really need that they've been kinda lonely

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

@Paulajak @eris yeah certainly

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@trump @eris most gay bottoms dont have booba tho

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

You'd want to see that wouldn't you, faggot

CC: @trump@bae.st

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Paulajak »
@Paulajak@boymoder.biz

@eris @trump yep, very much so

trump »
@trump@bae.st

@eris @Paulajak its ok ia arppove

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Alright, when?

CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

@wife @trump @eris the meso has fallen

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Pretty sure that's not meso

CC: @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

@eris @trump @wife oh yeah it's you whoops

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

it's not me either

CC: @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

@wife @eris @trump this is Lucy then

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Why would Lucy be on my instance with the username "wife"

CC: @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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@MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

@eris @trump @wife idfk I don't know shit about Lucy the profile matches meso so I'm spiferwebbding out to those associated with meso

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Why would meso be my wife

CC: @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I prefer you thinking that lucy is my wife ngl

CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

fr fr no cap no limit 1$=1point

CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st

Critical »
@critical@blob.cat

@trump @eris say Hi from me

meso boosted

meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

what the fuck happened tongiht

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

the stairs were so small i dont remember how i got odwn and up

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

whathappened it was like 3 steps

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

and like my dick was so small

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

when i was taking a piss

meso boosted

lucy [🧶 era] »
@lucy@netzsphaere.xyz

@meso yeah go offline get some sleep lol

affine boosted

meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

Please stop boosting this

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VIPPER »
@VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe

@meso meso what the fugg

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

@VIPPER я вадим кул, хващам го, и си викам ебаси мълтвия хуй

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

@VIPPER сигурно така се чустват хората с еректайл дисфънкшън

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VIPPER »
@VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe

@meso малеее, хапчетата ти смалиха хуя

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meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

@VIPPER май съм първия човек консумирал хапчета за СМАЛЯВАНЕ на хуя

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

kidnapped by aliens

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

This is too funny to me

wife boosted

meso »
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz

So true

wife boosted

trump »
@trump@bae.st

i love kebab so fucking much bros so much

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.

World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@eris silly ukko, putin is a russian, not a pole.

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I hope may pisses herself a little whenever she sees me. Because I surely do.

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

i got kick out.the gaybar for being too drunk

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@trump@bae.st which one :o

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Omg disqordia reference

502 Bad Gateway

meso [Classic Era] »
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe

im on a 3 day no boner streak hell yea we out here clear headed

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@meso@the.asbestos.cafe and you say weed did nothing for you

trump boosted

7666 »
@7666@comp.lain.la

... [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@meso

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

@7666 @meso i want to hug her

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trump »
@trump@bae.st

@7666 @meso she's so pretty

trump »
@trump@bae.st

oh shit maybei drank more than i rhought

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Trash Panda »
@raccoon@den.raccoon.quest

@trump@bae.st Is this the right moment to ask weird questions?

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@trump@bae.st are you ok

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sadlord eris, acolyte of your mom »
@eris@fedi.layer02.net

Meta just purchased Disqordia from me, so, it's been real

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Arcana »
@arcana@fedi.layer02.net

@eris Threads about to get Threadiblocked

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pizza terrorist reloaded »
@thenoid@brain.worm.pink

I sure do love pizza @Ukko

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Happy Easter

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rail 🦊 @ Budapest »
@rail_@bark.lgbt

@eris I use he/him or avoid gendered language towards myself whenever possible irl

Out of convenience

arrogant, artistic, and sedentary »
@apophis@brain.worm.pink

@eris he had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him

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arrogant, artistic, and sedentary »
@apophis@brain.worm.pink

@eris (i'm reading these two dialogues as a sequence about the same people and now this is about the transfiguration)

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

/me reacted with ✍️

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

TIL that Sheldon evolves into Bazingodon

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arrogant, artistic, and sedentary »
@apophis@brain.worm.pink

@eris this is the worst post i've seen on fedi all day, good job

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I love you too caterpillar person

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Don't EVER make fun of the guy who was balls deep in his wife when the pizza arrived bcs he thought it'd take longer. Karma works. Telling you from experience.

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Open Subtitles did a Disqordia

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

We call him the cloud eater

a white cat with a slightly larger belly, an arrow pointing towards it and text saying "Full of Clouds"
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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

love being ukko's foot rest

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I am ok with a fresh start btw if I am a voting member

CC: @apophis@brain.worm.pink @arcana@layer02.net @affine@yourwalls.today

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sadlord eris, acolyte of your mom »
@eris@fedi.layer02.net

@eris @apophis @arcana @affine you areee. and so is nemesis and nyahahahahhaha

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

CC @wife @wife@p.enes.lv hey wife answer

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@eris@p.enes.lv @eris@layer02.net same im ok mith a frenh start

arrogant, artistic, and sedentary »
@apophis@brain.worm.pink

@eris @eris @arcana @affine fresh start seems best in my view too given everything you've said

Ukko boosted

affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@eris @eris @apophis @arcana Anyone knows what happened to thenoid btw? I realize that was a gimmick account to sexually harass Eris, but he still seemed nice.

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sadlord eris, acolyte of your mom »
@eris@fedi.layer02.net

@affine @apophis @arcana @eris >gimmick account to sexually harass Eris
im deceased

and i have no idea i think i have them on twitter and discord so ill message

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Wait does this mean I am scientifically proven to be Eris?

CC: @apophis@brain.worm.pink @arcana@layer02.net @eris@layer02.net

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

the layer02.net tags aren't blue
lemme guess, snac doesn't do the layer02.net -> fedi.layer02.net translation somewhere

CC: @affine@yourwalls.today @apophis@brain.worm.pink

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@eris @apophis it would have to properly do webfinger, and who would bother to write that in C

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Ok but I am successfully federating to them so it's just not done in one place, also it serves webfinger itself

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affine »
@affine@yourwalls.today

@eris right, no idea then.

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I love pulling the condoms off of the cheap store-bought boilable sausages 🥰🥰🥰

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Anyways this was the only thing I wanted to post, time to jumble up my password again

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

damn mommy I mean damn mommy I mean

wife boosted

40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

being beaten with a wrench in applejack's barn

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twoja stara »
@bl00d@yourwalls.today

DnD sessions be like:
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

CC @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe wonder if shrine.moe is still blocking me

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@eris I see it now

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

Alhamdulillah

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@eris we are back ukko persons

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

We are so back ukkotters

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@wife @eris hoh???

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

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paula9 »
@paula9@comp.lain.la

@eris @wife @f_o_u_r_t_y frotting with ukko

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I thought you're too dysphoric for that

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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paula9 »
@paula9@comp.lain.la

@eris @wife @f_o_u_r_t_y i wouldn't be a real man if i didn't frot

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Ukko »
@eris@p.enes.lv

You aren't a real man tho, never were, never will be

CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

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40 »
@f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe

@eris @wife don't hate on a playa

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

let me federate!!!

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straw »
@straw@comp.lain.la

@wife anothe p.enes.lv account federating when mine doesnt :)

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wife »
@wife@p.enes.lv

@straw@comp.lain.la wait idgi mind explaining

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