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[?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
@eris@p.enes.lv

just made some style food. idk i prefer my over whatever this shit is

tortilla covered in tomato paste and very badly cut chunks of cheese

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    a good biscuit can make even english tea be palatable

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    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
    @eris@p.enes.lv

    caught a germ*n tourist a week ago, now enjoying the lightly pickled eyeballs


    two eyeballs floating in a green fizzy drink, shiny light pinkish meat visible in the background

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      [?]affine »
      @mold@yourwalls.today

      @eris
      >germ*n

      is it like a gerperson

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        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
        @eris@p.enes.lv

        not anymore

          [?]annamaria »
          @anna@popbob.wtf

          @mold @eris are female germans gerwomen

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            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
            @eris@p.enes.lv

            i'm boutta forcefem this entire kindergarten party

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              imagine if english people acted the same way about pies like italians do about pizza

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              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
              @eris@p.enes.lv

              penis

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              [?]wife »
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              @eris@p.enes.lv why is it so small

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                  [?]bl00d »
                  @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                  @wife @eris so medium?

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                    [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                    @eris@p.enes.lv

                    i like my cock extra spicy

                    CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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                      [?]bl00d »
                      @bl00d@yourwalls.today

                      @eris @wife we discussing size not taste

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                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                        @eris@p.enes.lv

                        okay that's one medium chicken spicy any drink

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                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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                            legendary cock

                            CC: @bl00d@yourwalls.today

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                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                              i love accidentally fatfingering the HIDE button on snac

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                              [?]wife »
                              @wife@p.enes.lv

                              @eris@p.enes.lv how about you fatfinger me instead

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                                [?]/ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ »
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                                cw: vent [SENSITIVE CONTENT]#vent

                                a vent

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                                  [?]annamaria »
                                  @anna@popbob.wtf

                                  chat why do i have a boner

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                                  [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

                                  chat do we rock with low quality plagiarism or naw?

                                  RE: https://yearning.gay/objects/2e04d570-e481-4d08-b21b-95bf826aaca7

                                  CC: @ellie@yearning.gay

                                  ukko sitting on a bed wearing a bad copy of ellie's outfit, there's also a small snorlax plushie named daye, tell daye how gorgeous he looks, he's a bit too conscious about his body weight

                                  Alt...ukko sitting on a bed wearing a bad copy of ellie's outfit, there's also a small snorlax plushie named daye, tell daye how gorgeous he looks, he's a bit too conscious about his body weight

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                                    [?]wife »
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                                    @eris@p.enes.lv @ellie@yearning.gay hell yeah daye looking good

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                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                      daye laying it back, eepy style

                                      CC: @ellie@yearning.gay

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                                        [?]φ »
                                        @fiore@brain.worm.pink

                                        @eris @ellie identity theft moment

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                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                          @eris@p.enes.lv

                                          this post proved to me that nobody ever reads alt text

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                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                            @eris@p.enes.lv

                                            Nepeta playing the hit game Love Exalt 8372

                                            (Unedited image is art by purnya and shows Nepeta playing Seal World. telegram: https://t.me/purnya2/4066 birdsite: https://x.com/purnya2/status/1948886707925135610 )

                                            Nepeta (a Homestuck troll) playing Love Exalt 8372 on Steam Deck and looking at the viewer. Steam Deck display shows character Imp asking "Are you gay?"

                                            Alt...Nepeta (a Homestuck troll) playing Love Exalt 8372 on Steam Deck and looking at the viewer. Steam Deck display shows character Imp asking "Are you gay?"

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                                            [?]vivi »
                                            @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev

                                            happy wednesday guys

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                                            [?]pizza terrorist reloaded »
                                            @thenoid@brain.worm.pink

                                            I never eat hotdogs cause that's kinda gay and they always set off my gag reflex

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                                                [?]wife »
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                                                fujoing out... >_<

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                why is my wife writing caveman au madoka magica yuri...

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                deltarun in fiore years

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                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                Welcome to the Federated Mastodon Network!

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                                                [?]wife »
                                                @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                @eris@p.enes.lv MEOW?!?!?!?

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                                                  [?]wife »
                                                  @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                  @eris@p.enes.lv i do kegels

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                                                    [?]wife »
                                                    @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                    @eris@p.enes.lv kegels? yeah but i dont have sex with you tho

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                      @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                      the horsehair worm and the rabies in my brain fighting over whether i want to drown in water or whether i am afraid to even touch water

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                                                      [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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                                                        [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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                                                        beauty is whatever looks like my wife

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                                                          [?]wife »
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                                                          @eris@p.enes.lv @bl00d@yourwalls.today a great leader must remain true to their convictions in the face of challenges

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                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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                                                            phlegmboy

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                                                              [?]wife »
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                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv your post was such a good snac 😋

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                                                                [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                the transformation process has been a success. soon we will clal everyone the sniler

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                                                                [?]wife »
                                                                @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                                :boar:

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                                                                  [?]wife »
                                                                  @wife@p.enes.lv

                                                                  yummy snacks

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                                                                      [?]wife »
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                                                                      @meso@netzsphaere.xyz have you ever considered being a woman

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                                                                        [?]wife »
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                                                                          [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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                                                                          Doggoyy 🥰🥰

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                                                                            [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
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                                                                            Girl named Building

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                                                                            [?]wife »
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                                                                              [?]GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) :neorenard: »
                                                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                                                              How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                                                                [?]wife »
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                                                                                wanna order some pizzas babe?

                                                                                CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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