@meso@netzsphaere.xyz fair fair
@meso@netzsphaere.xyz have you ever considered being a woman
Doggoyy 🥰🥰
CC: @wife@p.enes.lv
@eris@p.enes.lv @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @Paulajak@boymoder.biz it makes my cum taste good
How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv
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I'm not in the room with may, I'm in the room with meso
CC: @trump@bae.st
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Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.
World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏
@trump@bae.st which one :o
@meso@the.asbestos.cafe and you say weed did nothing for you
@trump@bae.st are you ok
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Meta just purchased Disqordia from me, so, it's been real
I sure do love pizza @Ukko
Don't EVER make fun of the guy who was balls deep in his wife when the pizza arrived bcs he thought it'd take longer. Karma works. Telling you from experience.
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damn mommy I mean damn mommy I mean
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being beaten with a wrench in applejack's barn
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DnD sessions be like:
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
> DM: Make a wisdom throw
> *Player throws the dice*
> DM: Your racist senses tell you that there's something wrong with this Drow in front of you
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@straw@comp.lain.la wait idgi mind explaining