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Ukko (theymab moment)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is dead Marsey
Previous PFP is A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous² PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous³ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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Ukko (theymab moment) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

To the people following me back: I'm probably not migrating to here, I bet I just need another post repeated by yassie to bring this instance down for 3 months.

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Ukko (theymab moment) »
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Nah it has to be good enough to be repeated further

CC: @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

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    @eris why is it back

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      Ukko (theymab moment) »
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      It was here all the time

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        bl00d »
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        @eris @sun_eater how many files it stores after all this time?

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          Ukko (theymab moment) »
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          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ find . -type f | wc -l 
          712205
          snac2@p:~/snac-data$ du -hsx .
          2.2G .
          CC: @sun_eater@hidamari.apartments

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
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            I am too lazy to copy followers so if i forget you or if i forget your username and your instance tells me i need to log in to look at your local timeline, too bad

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
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            yes i actually DDOSed Disqordia

            [GIF of Walter White saying "I won"]

            2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

            Alt...2 messages from eris "I knew you did it", and "You win 😅"

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
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            Girl named Building

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            Ukko (theymab moment) »
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            P-Patrick Bateman? 😨

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              Ukko (theymab moment) »
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              Quite sure all americans are UTC-X

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                Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                Oh that was a reference to the pizza being ready too soon

                CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                  TO: @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co

                  lasgun + forcefield = explosion similar to an atomic and it happens starting from the gun not the forcefield.
                  and forcefields stop fast moving objects such as bullets, so only weird self-propelled guns that become slow when pushed against a forcefield or smth like that can work (first movie had at least one example, not sure about second). but a slow sideways slice from a blade works fine.

                  (actually that all kinda goes in the trash on arrakis, because the worms are attracted to forcefields and go berserk over it so you don't see ppl like fremen using them. and technically they do use maula pistols which are maybe coil guns, don't remember. but everyone is used to swords anyways)

                  a lot of other shit like recording into a phonographic cylinder or the harkonnen guys in the map room chanting random shit is because the universe had a galaxy wide jihad quite some time ago against thinking machines (Butlerian Jihad) so they ended up having a ban on creating or using any machine that might think. So instead they just train some humans into being turbo-autists / human computers (mentats).
                  "how are they doing X then?" it's either 1. dodging the definition of a computer by it being some "non-thinking" signal processor, 2. spice, or 3. somebody's breaking the law real badly. thus far it's or afaik

                  why they destroyed that spice harvester? i think they didn't realise or they were going for a "all harvesters must be gone, no matter whose" thing

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                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                    How can I be a whore if people pay me to not have sex with me instead of them paying me to have sex with me huh CC @wife@p.enes.lv

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                      wife »
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                      wanna order some pizzas babe?

                      CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                        oh you read my bio

                        CC: @wife@p.enes.lv

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                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                          If you need that many words to convince people you're not stupid, I have a hunch they might just be agreeing to shut you up

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                            wife »
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                            maija ir ukko kucēns

                            cc @eris@p.enes.lv @trump@bae.st

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                              Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                              Why would meso be my wife

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                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                I prefer you thinking that lucy is my wife ngl

                                CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                  fr fr no cap no limit 1$=1point

                                  CC: @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog @trump@bae.st

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                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                    Why would Lucy be on my instance with the username "wife"

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                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                      it's not me either

                                      CC: @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                        Pretty sure that's not meso

                                        CC: @trump@bae.st @wife@p.enes.lv

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                                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                          Alright, when?

                                          CC: @Paulajak@boymoder.biz

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                                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                            It's bubble wrap

                                            CC: @miaapancake@eepy.moe

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                                              Ukko (theymab moment) »
                                              @eris@p.enes.lv

                                              You'd want to see that wouldn't you, faggot

                                              CC: @trump@bae.st

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                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                I thought they were knitting (and it was the knitting needle click clack) but then I actually looked at the images

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                                                  Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                  guess he liked babel tower

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                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                    I'd say "make me" but you couldn't, you can barely carry your luggage up stairs

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                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                      That's called Bulgarian, I think

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                                                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                        Me pressing the power button on my PC

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                                                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                          keep sending winkies like that and i'll make the meso claim true

                                                          CC: @wife@p.enes.lv @MercurialBlack@pleroma.mercurial.blog

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                                                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                            OH GOD I WILL HAVE WET DREAMS TONIGHT

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                                                              Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                              NIGHTMARES NIGHTMARES I MENANT NIGHTMARES

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                                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                bows are the best weapons as well as proven by tens of thousands of years of their continued usage

                                                                CC: @chjara@akko.wtf @scathach@stereophonic.space

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                                                                  Arcana 👑 »
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                                                                  @eris @chjara @scathach They’re extremely good yes, quite easy to make, multi purpose, reliable. Minimal. Great analogy!

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                                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                    I'm not in the room with may, I'm in the room with meso

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                                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                      what are you guys feeding him

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                                                                        @eris meso is so high he thinks your in the room with me on the mumble and he's cursing you out

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                                                                          Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                          LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO tell him i said hi

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                                                                            Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                            Saw a 1st April post saying Putin is dead and got scared before realise it's fake. I mean how would we have a multipolar world without him, we need at least three poles to balanco the magnetic field. I don't want to imagine the horrors when the field flips. Women becoming men, humans wearing animal skins and eating grass. Gas stoves being repurposed to boil aborted patriot children. Me no longer having HIV.

                                                                            World isn't ready for it, I hope they have enough clones in reserve 🙏🙏🙏

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                                                                            affine »
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                                                                            @eris silly ukko, putin is a russian, not a pole.

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                                                                              Sylwia Amina :autismcreature: :transgender_pride_potion: :Moon2258FullSpaceside: »
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                                                                              @affine @eris not many know this but Putin is secretly a Serb

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                                                                                Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                and endless pits, stained with rust from the drill on their walls

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                                                                                  @eris yummy yummy non non nom

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                                                                                    Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                    I'm good thank youuu. wwhat abiut uu :3

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                                                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                      I hope may pisses herself a little whenever she sees me. Because I surely do.

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                                                                                      Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                      Sacrifice the alcohol then

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                                                                                        Ukko (theymab moment) »
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                                                                                        Boing boing boing

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