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GNUkko Sauvage (eris-ng) 
@eris@p.enes.lv
latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.
admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3
the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.
Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI
Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority
Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/
My ducal court:
Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]
Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab
CC @une@cawfee.club
eriscon is not happening
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@eris yeah but its going to be disappointing when they dont find it in-game. f chief only really shows interest in women at least her own age (and some well above it). m chief doesn’t seem to like women as much
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@eris actually technically chief is like 100 so its a problematic age gap for her to date 30 year olds and women barely over half her age 🧠
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@eris and also she is arguably two years old so everyone else is a pedophile
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@eris its simple. chief is secretly 100 years old but she looks 30 something but she got her memory wiped 2 years ago and has a pretty different personality
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@eris also idk wtf they did to her in that vat bc she just kinda woke up ready to be a bureaucrat and investigator like the role demands.
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@eris whatever it was didn’t complete and her superiors almost didnt put her in the position bc she was too unstable
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@eris i mean her immediate boss can make her head explode if ever needed and her other bosses can track her at all times and have something implanted in her that lets them put her in a coma so