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GNUkko (Eris-libre)

@eris@p.enes.lv

This is an alt of @Ukko@akko.disqordia.space

latvian, in their 25s, monogam, straight, he/him lesbian, ace-spec, slut. anarcho-monarchist. A theymab transtrender. I speak lv/en/ru but can pretend to understand other languages sometimes.

admin of this instance, don't ask for an invite unless you're a frien :3

the sadistic playful puppy you’ve been warned about.

Ionizing particles, true Ukkos, fake Erises, and Disqordians DNI

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

Current PFP is Senjougahara Hitagi, specifically from https://www.tumblr.com/manimarough/785249534734417921
Previous PFP was dead Marsey
Previous² PFP was A.B.A. from Guilty Gear Strive
Previous³ PFP was some image 40 sent me
Previous⁴ PFP was https://www.kotobukiya.co.jp/en/product/detail/p4934054034673/
Previous⁵ PFP was https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47773488/

My ducal court:

Wife Mother: @wife@p.enes.lv
The cheetah sitting in the corner of the court room: @f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe
The messenger to the realms: @meso@the.asbestos.cafe
Translator: [Insert une's goreslut username]

Found my unfunny quotes
"@ukko what" — @ezio@akko.wtf
'I thought "ukko" was a Indonesian gal?' — Cent
"@Ukko did you have to post this?" - Jade Disarray
"@Ukko ukko." - @mia@void.rehab

CC @une@cawfee.club

eriscon is not happening
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[?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
@eris@p.enes.lv

I gave you two shitty cheeseburgers, and I wasn't forcing you to eat them, I was still being nice to you

CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

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    [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
    @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

    @eris @vivi @psnacks force wasnt meant to be taken literally
    two cheeseburgers is a lot ur supposed to eat one

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      [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
      @eris@p.enes.lv

      I would've gladly eaten your second one if you didn't want it so much

      CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

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        [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
        @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

        @eris @vivi @psnacks i do not have a good memory of this event ngl so ill shut up
        sorry we fell out kinda

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          [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
          @eris@p.enes.lv

          i do not have a good memory of this event ngl
          me neither tbh

          CC: @vivi@misskey.bubbletea.dev @psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz

            [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: »
            @nerthos@shitposter.world

            @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris >The poor eat only one cheeseburger

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              [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
              @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

              @nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris one is the correct serving size if ur still a little hungry get fries

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                [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: »
                @nerthos@shitposter.world

                @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris I can't hear you over the sound of my two cheeseburgers and wad of cash

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                  [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                  @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                  @nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i tried steak and shake a while ago and technically it was two (two halves of different burgers) and anyways it was okay but not that much better than amerikkkan mcd slop (ugh gross)

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                    [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: »
                    @nerthos@shitposter.world

                    @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Well I'm glad you're eating something at least

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                      [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                      @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                      @nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i ate a gas station "chicken sandwich" yesterday and one plombir (one chicken tender in buns and the thinnest two pickle slices ive ever seen in my life). felt sickly full

                      we might get georgian later which is extremely filling. ill split it with my bf but im still unsure ill be able to have more than a few bites

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                        [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                        @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                        @nerthos @eris @psnacks @vivi then again khachapuri is my favorite food and most times ive eaten it i felt sick by definitely less than half and still finished it and regretted it for days :3

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                          [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: »
                          @nerthos@shitposter.world

                          @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Regret and full tummy is better than empty tummy and no regret

                            [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: »
                            @nerthos@shitposter.world

                            @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris Realistically you have to work your way up to reasonable calories. The stomach atrophies easily and it takes a bit to readjust. if you keep eating okayish every day you'll stop feeling super full with barely anything.

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                              [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                              @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                              @nerthos @vivi @psnacks @eris i dont want to get fat

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                                [?]Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader: »
                                @nerthos@shitposter.world

                                @maija @vivi @psnacks @eris then don't, just calculate the calories to even out your daily expenditure and stay at the same weight.

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                                  [?]GNUkko (Eris-libre) »
                                  @eris@p.enes.lv

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                                  [?]Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush: »
                                  @maija@netzsphaere.xyz

                                  @eris @vivi @psnacks @nerthos uhhhhh
                                  maybe i can eat a little more just a bit
                                  if maybe you'll be friends with me again or anything more than this

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